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NOT AN ART ACCOUNT- Maybe doodles here and there but this is just a personal goofball acc. Cringe is mandatory. GER/ENG
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melancholicmeow.bsky.social
I brushed my teeth, hair, face and already dressed up. I have around 30 mins me time.

Fuck you system. I played you like a fiddle.
Close up screenshot of Lornes serious maskuline face from a subparse episode where he said he "is ready to make a baby" like some goober yearning motherhood. Anyway, i feel very masculine now outplaying time like dat
November 20, 2025 at 4:26 AM
melancholicmeow.bsky.social
Is it weird that I have a similar one
Similar fish pen but old and broken
November 19, 2025 at 6:05 AM
melancholicmeow.bsky.social
Fuck it I tried.
And failed.
But I am happy I tried 😎
Doodles of multiple peeps looking up. On the right, a cartoonishly drawn peep looking up with a wide open mouth saying "RAH"
November 18, 2025 at 6:00 AM
melancholicmeow.bsky.social
Was meinst du?! Das hier sieht doch hammer aus
Poutine québécoise végane sauce champignons. That's what it's called. Fries with creamy mushroom sauce and something green as garnish... sometimes it's radish :D But at frittenwerk it is called "Montreal style poutine"... which one is it Montreal or Quebeck!? I call it shroomie-sauce fries :P
November 14, 2025 at 6:48 PM
melancholicmeow.bsky.social
Guys should I quit my job for Canada?
Youtube screenshot of an ad with a guy pointing at you with a smile. Behind him is a city (sorry I can't recognize thos very canadian buildings) with a Canadian flag next to it. In front of the guy is another canadian flag with a bottom text saying "WORK IN CANADA" from the Channel CanadaCIS underneath the ad it says "Canada Accepts thousands of workers from germany Sign Up & Start the Process!"
November 14, 2025 at 4:20 PM
melancholicmeow.bsky.social
YES!!! LOOK AT HIM I USED TO READ ALL THE COMICS OF HIM ToT

I remember shit because I was an illiterate lil fuck but I remember him well.
An illustration of a fictional animal callee "Marsupilami". A yellow creature freckeled with black spots, a thin but very long Tail that he uses to jump around and kick ass. His ears are rabbit-like but has a monkey physique. He always says hubba hubba and he is married with 3 kids. Also, he weirdly reminds me of Sonic. Don't ask.
November 11, 2025 at 9:16 PM
melancholicmeow.bsky.social
Knowing how to say Germany in german is already enough ToT ur so good at this
Doychland Wikipedia page link. Totally not edited.
November 10, 2025 at 10:14 PM
melancholicmeow.bsky.social
Okay before I watched through the whole video, I wanted to see how many english countries I was capable to say. And akdvendieu I was crying because I was so sure "Greece" was "Greek" but that's just how u call the peeps.
Screenshot of sporcle with the same quiz Brr used. I got 42% and the average is 67% so... yeah. I suc. To be fair, most of the countries I learned through Hetalia DONT JUDGE ME-
November 10, 2025 at 9:53 PM
melancholicmeow.bsky.social
There you go. You're revoked licenses got... unrevoked!

Enjoy life.
An ID card for Nathan. There is a profile picture of theirs. Above it an uninteresting QR code for validity and next to the pfp is text: SWINDONLAUER-MOLDFART ASSOCIATION... ...hereby grants you the authority to illustrate "HERBERT SWINDONLAUER"" There is the bluesky logo inside the "8" subparse octothrope rune with Nathans acc next to it "@sxullit.bsky.social Underneath is a pig illustration which is very lazily stitched together (my bad) and an expiration date set to 01/01/2026 Graphic Design is my Passion. As you can tell.
November 2, 2025 at 2:11 PM
melancholicmeow.bsky.social
Coming late to work because of my train not coming. Have a herbert I doodled rn in like 5 mins.
Terrible lighting is mandatory 😔🙏
Messy sketch of Herbert looking mean at you, asjusting his glasses and does the thing where shows his tounge. Forgot what to call the expression. It's a terrible sketch but felt like doodling
October 30, 2025 at 9:32 AM
melancholicmeow.bsky.social
THE LOGO HAS HIM IN CLOTHES OKAY
Logo of "Karls Erdbeerhof". A strawberry bear wearing dungarees with "Karlchen" (Karl but cutified) written on it. There is a little strawberry illustrated where the pocket is. His hat is strawberry stem shaped. The typography has only "Karls" written and on top is a strawberry. Beneath it says 1921
October 28, 2025 at 9:19 AM
melancholicmeow.bsky.social
W- why is Karl naked. Where are his clothes- THE FLOWER IN HIS MOUTH ISN'T MAKING THIS BETTER
Karl (strawberry bear) laying on his belly looking at you happily with a flower in his mouth. Only thing he wears is his strawberrystem shaped hat. Look all my life he he wore a dungaree. This feels off xD
October 28, 2025 at 9:19 AM
melancholicmeow.bsky.social
Me? Oh no I am not feeding the Pidgeons. I just don't like the seeds on my sandwich and pick them out. The birds just happen to be here!
A sign that prohibits humans to feed the birds on trainstations. There is a giant pictogram of a hand showing it's whole palm and seed illustrated as dots falling to the ground. A pictogram of a bird pecks on one of the fallings seeds. A giant red line crosses the whole image. THIS SHIT CAN'T
October 28, 2025 at 9:01 AM
melancholicmeow.bsky.social
Rowlet from pokemon holding his face in desbelief. I can not stand my co-worker. He is still kind and helps me a lot with carrying those heavy boxes but still... i can not deal with his political yapping. 8 hours. 8 hours of his anti-vax, crypto, "anti-gendering" (german language has gendered words and he hates it when people say 'Polizist;innen' to include women), Trump loving and afd sympathetic ass. I DO NOGHTSHIFTS WITH HIM GRUUUH ah well
October 27, 2025 at 9:37 PM
melancholicmeow.bsky.social
Guess who made 12 mini lemoncurd cheesecakes 😎

An one messy big boy but nobody needs to see that.
6 little glas-bowls withe lemoncurd cheesecake on a messy kitchen counter.
October 26, 2025 at 12:21 AM
melancholicmeow.bsky.social
THERE IS A CUTE PERSON IN THE BUS GRAAAH ToT
I wish I can dress like that.
I'll never be this cute :(
Doodle of a Person holding onto the bus thingies. Has SUCH A CUTE halloween themed outfit. Wearing a mask and has a bat-bag. Doodle of myseld with glasses and cat ears saying "cute outfit"
October 24, 2025 at 6:42 PM
melancholicmeow.bsky.social
this video appears on my phone still.
.-.
"Video unavailable" of "HD Nightcore - In the Name of Love" do not judge my music taste. I listen to anything and youtube generated me this mix
October 15, 2025 at 11:20 PM
melancholicmeow.bsky.social
Girl, everytime I set up one, things change and I have to reorder everything-
but I do have a folder with all the screenshots I made with timestamps and title just in case I wanna complete the board
bunch of screenshots with timestamps ready to be used for a cool subparse conspiracy board
October 15, 2025 at 9:59 PM
melancholicmeow.bsky.social
JUST A REMINDER THAT HERBIE FUCKING EVERYTHING UP WAS PROPHESIED BY ALLMIGHTY BUZZFEED-QUIZ.
screenshot of the subparse episode "Getting SCHOOLED on the WORST Ways to Learn" at minute 13:43. Herbie looking at the results on his ohone telling him, he's a chaotic prodigy. the text says: Last part is very important "You're all about intense bursts of activity and can handle pressure like a pro! Screw traditional learning, that just ain't your thing at all; instead, you put your butt into high-stakes. situations where your quick-thinking descisions are the diffrence between life and death. WoWza! speaking of death... you're also a danger (to?) yourself and others, haha, keep your distance! just kidding! (but not really)" Herbie doomed them all.
October 15, 2025 at 9:39 PM
melancholicmeow.bsky.social
(╭ರ_•́)
screenshot of the video. Lorne clicking "true" on the polar bear. but if we consider the smash or pass comment... HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMmmmmMMmmm
October 14, 2025 at 3:09 PM
melancholicmeow.bsky.social
TW: INSECT BELOW CAREFUL SCROLLING
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Look at this creature of hell on the table. Jumpscaring me. I hate these so much. No matter how hard I clean these fuckers spawn.
Blurry image of cocky roach. Son of a bitch. As I am writing this, the lil fucker escaped. Excuse me, setting my room on fire. Brb.
October 9, 2025 at 12:45 PM
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I tend to overshare too much of my life so have this lil toilet guy expressing the stress and lack of privacy I am going through :'D I could eat broom
blue guy sitting on a toilet looking down in discomfort. It's illustrated with a lasso-tool and close to the toilet, there is my shitpos bsky tag. It's not a good illustration I don't really know why I feel like signing this with my shitpost acc. i love stress x3
October 8, 2025 at 11:26 AM
melancholicmeow.bsky.social
The youtube algorith is blessing me once more 🙏
Youtube thumbnail of 5 horses scattered on the ground sleeping. The title is "Horses, peacefully farting and snoring" uploaded 11 years ago by "Equinisity Retreats" which has gathered 28M views.
October 6, 2025 at 8:47 PM
melancholicmeow.bsky.social
Feed me. I am so starved rn.
Hatsune miku from the song "Static" by Foley Flower starring into the viewers soul with her face covered in the shadows but her eyes strikingly visible. Her hands are on the screen (the viewer is behind the screen and the palms are visible to us) that being said. FEED ME SUBPARSE I AM LITERALLY STARVING
October 4, 2025 at 11:44 PM
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I wanna use one of these for a subparse discord server (just between friends) but I can't decide which one of them is cringier 🤔
Lorne Ipsum from Subparse tipping down his fedora (we ignore that this is actually a cowboy hat) and looking very serious with sparkles next to him saying: "Good morning, m'lady" Lorne Ipsum from Subparse tipping down his fedora (we ignore that this is aactually a cowboy hat) and looking very serious with sparkles next to him saying: "Good morning, kitten"
October 4, 2025 at 11:31 AM