Melody Mixtape
@mel0451.bsky.social
my opinions suck and so do yours
| She / Her, if you're not a cunt
| Part-time artist, full-time disappointment
| No, I will not draw your OC because I can't draw
| @deergirlbelle.bsky.social is my bitch wife that I hate
Apricot pudding fr #queef
| She / Her, if you're not a cunt
| Part-time artist, full-time disappointment
| No, I will not draw your OC because I can't draw
| @deergirlbelle.bsky.social is my bitch wife that I hate
Apricot pudding fr #queef
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Melody Mixtape
@mel0451.bsky.social
· Feb 18
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December 11, 2025 at 5:14 PM
I'm going to rip my full shaft throbbing transfem dick off and shove it fiercely into Geoff Keighley's lying rat mouth so that he can never utter his profane blasphemies ever a-fucking-gain
December 12, 2025 at 4:15 AM
I'm going to rip my full shaft throbbing transfem dick off and shove it fiercely into Geoff Keighley's lying rat mouth so that he can never utter his profane blasphemies ever a-fucking-gain
It's called Half-Life because every time it isn't announced it halves my fucking expected lifespan
December 12, 2025 at 4:11 AM
It's called Half-Life because every time it isn't announced it halves my fucking expected lifespan
4AM for this shit, I'm in hell and my punishment is eternal limbo
December 12, 2025 at 4:11 AM
4AM for this shit, I'm in hell and my punishment is eternal limbo
@geoffkeighley.bsky.social I'm going to skin you alive and make a fine upholstery from your flesh before turning your innards into blood sausage
December 12, 2025 at 4:08 AM
@geoffkeighley.bsky.social I'm going to skin you alive and make a fine upholstery from your flesh before turning your innards into blood sausage
C'mon Gabe, for fuck's sake, give me this one please
December 12, 2025 at 3:03 AM
C'mon Gabe, for fuck's sake, give me this one please
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goodnight the little gays in my phone
December 10, 2025 at 1:50 AM
goodnight the little gays in my phone
Wife (Japanese: 妻, romanized: Tsuma) is a 1953 Japanese drama film directed by Mikio Naruse. It is based on Fumiko Hayashi's novel Chairo no me (1950).
It's also the name of my wife.
It's also the name of my wife.
December 10, 2025 at 1:33 AM
Wife (Japanese: 妻, romanized: Tsuma) is a 1953 Japanese drama film directed by Mikio Naruse. It is based on Fumiko Hayashi's novel Chairo no me (1950).
It's also the name of my wife.
It's also the name of my wife.
it's slime time and i'm the slime
December 10, 2025 at 1:31 AM
it's slime time and i'm the slime
I'm in the epstein files under the "do not serve" category
December 10, 2025 at 1:28 AM
I'm in the epstein files under the "do not serve" category
i'm gonna find a creature and do funny little experiments on them to find out the best playdoh flavour
December 10, 2025 at 1:23 AM
i'm gonna find a creature and do funny little experiments on them to find out the best playdoh flavour
they tried to lock me up but then i got them and they haven't been seen since
December 10, 2025 at 1:21 AM
they tried to lock me up but then i got them and they haven't been seen since
How I look at the police officer when they ask to see my license and registration (I am wearing a bomb vest)
December 10, 2025 at 12:09 AM
How I look at the police officer when they ask to see my license and registration (I am wearing a bomb vest)
"When pigs fly"
What about rats, what about them, why can't I hurl a rat at the White House with an improvised potato gun so that it goes splat where's that in the constitution
What about rats, what about them, why can't I hurl a rat at the White House with an improvised potato gun so that it goes splat where's that in the constitution
December 10, 2025 at 12:01 AM
"When pigs fly"
What about rats, what about them, why can't I hurl a rat at the White House with an improvised potato gun so that it goes splat where's that in the constitution
What about rats, what about them, why can't I hurl a rat at the White House with an improvised potato gun so that it goes splat where's that in the constitution
I'm the John Wilkes Booth of our time and the pringles man is my Abraham
December 9, 2025 at 11:57 PM
I'm the John Wilkes Booth of our time and the pringles man is my Abraham
Where is Short Beach and Short Island
December 9, 2025 at 11:56 PM
Where is Short Beach and Short Island
I'm gonna make a sonic game and then Sega's legal team is gonna rape me like the good little whore I am and then shadow is gonna walk in and probably shoot me or something I dunno
December 9, 2025 at 11:54 PM
I'm gonna make a sonic game and then Sega's legal team is gonna rape me like the good little whore I am and then shadow is gonna walk in and probably shoot me or something I dunno
grape tastes like purple unless it's green then it tastes like wine
December 9, 2025 at 11:52 PM
grape tastes like purple unless it's green then it tastes like wine