Mellabellanies
@mel-la-d.bsky.social
Let me cook. Focused on the QTNA. Laugh to keep from losing it. 🐘ΔΣΘ🐘
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Mellabellanies
@mel-la-d.bsky.social
· Mar 19
I’m going to start keeping track of how many things are getting weird in 2025.
Sometimes I’ll be having a good day. Then I remember that full sets used to be $20 🤬
December 4, 2025 at 11:21 PM
Sometimes I’ll be having a good day. Then I remember that full sets used to be $20 🤬
Gotta give 2025 to the lesbians. Specifically the studs. Yall locked down Niecey Nash and Porsha??
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December 4, 2025 at 11:14 PM
Gotta give 2025 to the lesbians. Specifically the studs. Yall locked down Niecey Nash and Porsha??
It’s the first day of the last month of this fuck ass year. Not sure if I’m dancing from excitement, or trembling in fear. Whatever. Just make it count.
December 1, 2025 at 1:13 PM
It’s the first day of the last month of this fuck ass year. Not sure if I’m dancing from excitement, or trembling in fear. Whatever. Just make it count.
For anyone who needs to hear it, if you didn’t use macaroni noodles, you did not make Mac n cheese. You made cheesy pasta. Thank you for coming to my Ted Talk.
November 29, 2025 at 2:27 AM
For anyone who needs to hear it, if you didn’t use macaroni noodles, you did not make Mac n cheese. You made cheesy pasta. Thank you for coming to my Ted Talk.
I just got out of a meeting. why aren’t yall with family? Why aren’t I?! Damn you job market! Damn capitalism! Damn GREED!!!
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November 26, 2025 at 5:31 PM
I just got out of a meeting. why aren’t yall with family? Why aren’t I?! Damn you job market! Damn capitalism! Damn GREED!!!
Why is Apple TV the only place I can watch A Charlie Brown Thanksgiving 😡 it was me and my Granny’s tradition to watch it when it aired on ABC. Back when we were a proper country.
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November 26, 2025 at 5:58 AM
Why is Apple TV the only place I can watch A Charlie Brown Thanksgiving 😡 it was me and my Granny’s tradition to watch it when it aired on ABC. Back when we were a proper country.
Beyoncé, please. Christmas is coming.
November 26, 2025 at 12:53 AM
Beyoncé, please. Christmas is coming.
Watching Megan strut into court has been the best part of my days. Thee. Stallion. And the suits are 🫖
November 26, 2025 at 12:23 AM
Watching Megan strut into court has been the best part of my days. Thee. Stallion. And the suits are 🫖
Maybe the problem is that the men don’t have work trucks no more. They ain’t spending Sundays washing the weekend vehicle just to put it back in the garage come Monday. Just podcast mics, football, and foreigns.
November 25, 2025 at 2:38 PM
Maybe the problem is that the men don’t have work trucks no more. They ain’t spending Sundays washing the weekend vehicle just to put it back in the garage come Monday. Just podcast mics, football, and foreigns.
We should’ve never let Five Guys be a la carte in peace smh. Now a meal costs $30+ and that doesn’t sit right in my spirit.
November 25, 2025 at 12:37 AM
We should’ve never let Five Guys be a la carte in peace smh. Now a meal costs $30+ and that doesn’t sit right in my spirit.
Think I’ll skip the office today so I can stay home and perfect my yams recipe. I ain’t got it in me to show face today.
November 17, 2025 at 12:52 PM
Think I’ll skip the office today so I can stay home and perfect my yams recipe. I ain’t got it in me to show face today.
70° weekends and 30° weekday mornings do NOT work for me.
November 11, 2025 at 3:16 PM
70° weekends and 30° weekday mornings do NOT work for me.
There are a lot of jets flying over DC today. What now?
October 28, 2025 at 3:49 PM
There are a lot of jets flying over DC today. What now?
Niggas finna be MC Hammer broke if this recession hits like they’re predicting.
October 22, 2025 at 4:16 AM
Niggas finna be MC Hammer broke if this recession hits like they’re predicting.
Can the culture please revisit pumpkins? I’m tired of fighting for my life every fall. I promise there’s room for two orange bad bitches.
October 10, 2025 at 7:37 PM
Can the culture please revisit pumpkins? I’m tired of fighting for my life every fall. I promise there’s room for two orange bad bitches.
Is there a crowdfunding link for Thanksgiving this year? If not imma start disinviting family. Who paying $350 for some groceries?? Not I.
September 30, 2025 at 12:11 PM
Is there a crowdfunding link for Thanksgiving this year? If not imma start disinviting family. Who paying $350 for some groceries?? Not I.
Fingers fucking crossed 🤞🏾 for today’s rapture. I did flat twists just in case the afterlife isn’t fro friendly.
September 23, 2025 at 12:34 PM
Fingers fucking crossed 🤞🏾 for today’s rapture. I did flat twists just in case the afterlife isn’t fro friendly.
The old 🤚🏻 folks in charge are the ones who feel they had their futures stolen from them. They were forced to integrate in schools and compete with everyone. They’re pissed. Still. How dare they have to work slightly harder and fake empathy? So now we suffer while they heal their inner children.
September 19, 2025 at 2:52 PM
The old 🤚🏻 folks in charge are the ones who feel they had their futures stolen from them. They were forced to integrate in schools and compete with everyone. They’re pissed. Still. How dare they have to work slightly harder and fake empathy? So now we suffer while they heal their inner children.
Rich white men losing they jobs? Publicly?? Oh we are cooked! 😆😆
September 18, 2025 at 2:42 PM
Rich white men losing they jobs? Publicly?? Oh we are cooked! 😆😆
Times like these are a great time to purge SM followers. People showing their true colors. 👏🏾 I likes that.
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September 11, 2025 at 11:55 AM
Times like these are a great time to purge SM followers. People showing their true colors. 👏🏾 I likes that.
Samsung want me back sooo bad like relax. 😌 all these Z fold ads.
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September 10, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Samsung want me back sooo bad like relax. 😌 all these Z fold ads.
Following up on this. There’s a meeting open to the public to discuss the plans for the data center of course it’s at 1 pm so many can’t attend. Here’s the virtual link and flyer pgccouncil.us/1051/Qualifi...
September 10, 2025 at 12:10 PM
Following up on this. There’s a meeting open to the public to discuss the plans for the data center of course it’s at 1 pm so many can’t attend. Here’s the virtual link and flyer pgccouncil.us/1051/Qualifi...
On this fine September morning I’d like to officially denounce my student loans. They’re longer in alignment with my vision for my life.
September 9, 2025 at 1:48 PM
On this fine September morning I’d like to officially denounce my student loans. They’re longer in alignment with my vision for my life.
Does Taylor Terry tour with any other artists? That woman is a star and I’d like to see her outside of her current circumstances.
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September 7, 2025 at 2:27 PM
Does Taylor Terry tour with any other artists? That woman is a star and I’d like to see her outside of her current circumstances.
Heads up if you live in PG County MD. they’ve approved putting an AI data center where the Landover Mall used to be. Yes this is environmental racism. Please look at what’s happening in Memphis. Unclean drinking water, severe respiratory issues, chlorine poisoning. Time to contact county officials.
September 4, 2025 at 1:26 PM
Heads up if you live in PG County MD. they’ve approved putting an AI data center where the Landover Mall used to be. Yes this is environmental racism. Please look at what’s happening in Memphis. Unclean drinking water, severe respiratory issues, chlorine poisoning. Time to contact county officials.