MeKeyBah
@mekeybah.bsky.social
Every day I wake up shocked & disappointed I have to go to work to support myself instead of being able to be topless on a beach, eating fruit, & reading Black romances🙄
One day! 😎😏🇻🇮
One day! 😎😏🇻🇮
Haven't done one of these in a while 🙃
I guess God tried to look out for yo girl the 1st time & I unknowingly matched again😬 Like, is he proud to be building concentration camps?!😠 I was so caught off guard, my hands were shaking 🫠 #FatBlackAndOnTheApps
I guess God tried to look out for yo girl the 1st time & I unknowingly matched again😬 Like, is he proud to be building concentration camps?!😠 I was so caught off guard, my hands were shaking 🫠 #FatBlackAndOnTheApps
July 5, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Haven't done one of these in a while 🙃
I guess God tried to look out for yo girl the 1st time & I unknowingly matched again😬 Like, is he proud to be building concentration camps?!😠 I was so caught off guard, my hands were shaking 🫠 #FatBlackAndOnTheApps
I guess God tried to look out for yo girl the 1st time & I unknowingly matched again😬 Like, is he proud to be building concentration camps?!😠 I was so caught off guard, my hands were shaking 🫠 #FatBlackAndOnTheApps
🇻🇮Happy Emancipation Day 🇻🇮
July 3, 1848 💪🏾
July 3, 1848 💪🏾
July 3, 2025 at 6:24 PM
🇻🇮Happy Emancipation Day 🇻🇮
July 3, 1848 💪🏾
July 3, 1848 💪🏾
Cut my hair & here's a proof of life 😘✌🏾🤎
June 17, 2025 at 12:56 AM
Cut my hair & here's a proof of life 😘✌🏾🤎
Just blocked my # 1 summer entertainment candidate & potential best eater... but in the wise words of Cowboy Carter circa 2011,
"I wanted you bad. I'm so through with that...
And I'm gon always be the best thing you never had.
It sucks to be you right now." ✌🏾🤷🏾♀️😎
#FatBlackAndOnTheApps
"I wanted you bad. I'm so through with that...
And I'm gon always be the best thing you never had.
It sucks to be you right now." ✌🏾🤷🏾♀️😎
#FatBlackAndOnTheApps
May 31, 2025 at 12:38 AM
Just blocked my # 1 summer entertainment candidate & potential best eater... but in the wise words of Cowboy Carter circa 2011,
"I wanted you bad. I'm so through with that...
And I'm gon always be the best thing you never had.
It sucks to be you right now." ✌🏾🤷🏾♀️😎
#FatBlackAndOnTheApps
"I wanted you bad. I'm so through with that...
And I'm gon always be the best thing you never had.
It sucks to be you right now." ✌🏾🤷🏾♀️😎
#FatBlackAndOnTheApps
Thick thighs & blue skies ♡
May 30, 2025 at 11:26 PM
Thick thighs & blue skies ♡
🤣🤣🤣 why are men? 🤔🤦🏾♀️
Also my profile CLEARLY states I'm 5'10, I don't meet YOUR criteria mister, why even like my profile? 🙅🏾♀️
#FatBlackAndOnTheApps
Also my profile CLEARLY states I'm 5'10, I don't meet YOUR criteria mister, why even like my profile? 🙅🏾♀️
#FatBlackAndOnTheApps
April 8, 2025 at 3:11 PM
🤣🤣🤣 why are men? 🤔🤦🏾♀️
Also my profile CLEARLY states I'm 5'10, I don't meet YOUR criteria mister, why even like my profile? 🙅🏾♀️
#FatBlackAndOnTheApps
Also my profile CLEARLY states I'm 5'10, I don't meet YOUR criteria mister, why even like my profile? 🙅🏾♀️
#FatBlackAndOnTheApps
Booooooo 🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅
I hate it here 😩🙄🫠😅 send the flood, the aliens, something! What woman is reading these messages & being like, "Yasssss, this is the man I'm going to sleep with?!" 🤔😬 Who is this approach working on???? I am confusion 😒😳🙃
#FatBlackAndOnTheApps
I hate it here 😩🙄🫠😅 send the flood, the aliens, something! What woman is reading these messages & being like, "Yasssss, this is the man I'm going to sleep with?!" 🤔😬 Who is this approach working on???? I am confusion 😒😳🙃
#FatBlackAndOnTheApps
April 7, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Booooooo 🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅
I hate it here 😩🙄🫠😅 send the flood, the aliens, something! What woman is reading these messages & being like, "Yasssss, this is the man I'm going to sleep with?!" 🤔😬 Who is this approach working on???? I am confusion 😒😳🙃
#FatBlackAndOnTheApps
I hate it here 😩🙄🫠😅 send the flood, the aliens, something! What woman is reading these messages & being like, "Yasssss, this is the man I'm going to sleep with?!" 🤔😬 Who is this approach working on???? I am confusion 😒😳🙃
#FatBlackAndOnTheApps
Got there late but still got a medal 😎 that's a win in my book😏
1.5 miles ≈ half of the 5K 😅 good enough after a full day at work🏃🏾♀️
1.5 miles ≈ half of the 5K 😅 good enough after a full day at work🏃🏾♀️
April 3, 2025 at 2:53 AM
Got there late but still got a medal 😎 that's a win in my book😏
1.5 miles ≈ half of the 5K 😅 good enough after a full day at work🏃🏾♀️
1.5 miles ≈ half of the 5K 😅 good enough after a full day at work🏃🏾♀️
Good morning & Happy Friday 😬🫣😩🥴 I've never had that experience🤔 maybe I should try it🤣🤣🤣 these dating apps are a joke 🤦🏾♀️ #FatBlackAndOnTheApps
March 28, 2025 at 2:46 PM
Good morning & Happy Friday 😬🫣😩🥴 I've never had that experience🤔 maybe I should try it🤣🤣🤣 these dating apps are a joke 🤦🏾♀️ #FatBlackAndOnTheApps
Day 16 of the 19 day Baha'i Fast ♡
March 16, 2025 at 2:41 PM
Day 16 of the 19 day Baha'i Fast ♡
"Darling put on something sweet... tonight we going to have some fun." -Coutain 😏🙂↕️💚
March 15, 2025 at 12:38 PM
"Darling put on something sweet... tonight we going to have some fun." -Coutain 😏🙂↕️💚
Matched on Monday. Decided on a cute/fun 1st date, so exchanged numbers on Tuesday😎 Now this🙄 The 1st red flag was "baby"🥴 2nd was that icky ass sexual message🤢 but I was giving a li'l leeway cause our original convo was so good🫠 Blocked & I hope he has some fear in his chest!🙂↕️ #FatBlackAndOnTheApps
March 12, 2025 at 2:51 PM
Matched on Monday. Decided on a cute/fun 1st date, so exchanged numbers on Tuesday😎 Now this🙄 The 1st red flag was "baby"🥴 2nd was that icky ass sexual message🤢 but I was giving a li'l leeway cause our original convo was so good🫠 Blocked & I hope he has some fear in his chest!🙂↕️ #FatBlackAndOnTheApps
Monday morning, late, but I'm cute & I'm here 😎
Happy 10th day of fasting ♡
Happy 10th day of fasting ♡
March 10, 2025 at 3:23 PM
Monday morning, late, but I'm cute & I'm here 😎
Happy 10th day of fasting ♡
Happy 10th day of fasting ♡
"When a man turns his face to God he finds sunshine everywhere."
— Abdu'l-Baha
Day 9 of the 19 Day Baha'i Fast ♡
— Abdu'l-Baha
Day 9 of the 19 Day Baha'i Fast ♡
March 9, 2025 at 2:46 PM
"When a man turns his face to God he finds sunshine everywhere."
— Abdu'l-Baha
Day 9 of the 19 Day Baha'i Fast ♡
— Abdu'l-Baha
Day 9 of the 19 Day Baha'i Fast ♡
Missed an opportunity to tell this man, "Don't piss me," Instead, I repeated my position politely. Him said, never mind 🤣🤣🤣🤣 I should've said what was on my heart. These nignogs don't deserve me being nice! 🙄
March 8, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Missed an opportunity to tell this man, "Don't piss me," Instead, I repeated my position politely. Him said, never mind 🤣🤣🤣🤣 I should've said what was on my heart. These nignogs don't deserve me being nice! 🙄
Flowers make her smile ♡
March 8, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Flowers make her smile ♡
Couldn't choose, I like em both! 🤎
March 4, 2025 at 11:57 PM
Couldn't choose, I like em both! 🤎
March 2 - day 2 of the 19 Day Baha'i Fast
March 2, 2025 at 3:35 PM
March 2 - day 2 of the 19 Day Baha'i Fast
Look how my associate emails me?! 🤦🏾♀️🤣 Gen Z is something, I tell ya 🤣🤣🤣 She don't respect me 😩🙄 naw she cracks me up, I think it's funny we have this type of relationship. She my fave, don't tell the Baby Boomer & two Gen Xers on my team 😬🙂↕️🫣😅
February 25, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Look how my associate emails me?! 🤦🏾♀️🤣 Gen Z is something, I tell ya 🤣🤣🤣 She don't respect me 😩🙄 naw she cracks me up, I think it's funny we have this type of relationship. She my fave, don't tell the Baby Boomer & two Gen Xers on my team 😬🙂↕️🫣😅
Was able to pull it together, a gamble to wear white while pmsing 😬 but oh well, we out here 🤷🏾♀️😎
February 23, 2025 at 8:59 PM
Was able to pull it together, a gamble to wear white while pmsing 😬 but oh well, we out here 🤷🏾♀️😎
I'm good in breast & booty BUT will it be enough to compensate for me having "no drive or ambition" & "doesn't love kids" 😬😅 also I don't think I'm winning in the "effectively communication" department either 🫣 #FatBlackAndOnTheApps
February 22, 2025 at 2:19 AM
I'm good in breast & booty BUT will it be enough to compensate for me having "no drive or ambition" & "doesn't love kids" 😬😅 also I don't think I'm winning in the "effectively communication" department either 🫣 #FatBlackAndOnTheApps