Me: eww that milk in those little roomtempered tetras, smells and tastes like old dishcloth
Also me: *heats up 2 day old thermos coffee in the microwave, zero fucks given #ineedmilkinmycoffee
#butineedcaffeinemore

Sweet Jeebus I love physical books. E-documents are basically script rolls in digital forms and we all knew what smashed script rolls off the shelves, don't we. #librarianstudies #physicalbooksftw #doyouevensayftwthesedays

How I got coffee stains on my glasses while drinking from a cup with a lid is beyond me but here we are.

I wish you all a pleasant Lucia eve. #WinterVeil2024 #Lucia2024 #LightwinsoverDarkness #atleastthisnight

Gaming headsets are absolutely not made for guys with Awesome HairTM like myself. <2 cm or >20 cm or look like a flattened goomba. #Iamoffended

June is the most wonderful month to exist in, I stand by this statement, but may my Christmasses be green if December isn't the prettiest month to look at. #juletid #christmastime #doyouevenhashtagonbsky #maymychristmasbewhiteplease

Not sure what my first tweet was on Twitter but I'm pretty sure it wasn't very interesting or unique either.