Meghann Humphries
@megzone.bsky.social
Mum to 2 amazing adults, Nanny to 2 gorgeous girls, Florist & small (tiny-I pretty much do everything!) business owner, Cancer Survivor. She Her.
Why does Auckland City Council need to build 2 million more dwellings?
August 30, 2025 at 6:33 AM
Why does Auckland City Council need to build 2 million more dwellings?
The big, beautiful madness.
August 30, 2025 at 3:54 AM
The big, beautiful madness.
Her to realise her mistake.
August 30, 2025 at 3:51 AM
Her to realise her mistake.
Of the store. She had to walk past all the toys & costumes to reach the books. Much to the amusement of the sales assistants. Her first thought was that they were all paperbacks. It wasn’t until she picked one up that she realised she was in a sex shop. Her husband stood on the street waiting for
August 30, 2025 at 3:51 AM
Of the store. She had to walk past all the toys & costumes to reach the books. Much to the amusement of the sales assistants. Her first thought was that they were all paperbacks. It wasn’t until she picked one up that she realised she was in a sex shop. Her husband stood on the street waiting for
My mother came to visit me in Auckland. She & her husband took my then 4 year old out for a day of shopping/sightseeing. They were walking down KRd when mum, an avid reader spotted books. “Oooh books!” She said & took my daughter’s hand & entered the shop. Weirdly, all the books were right at the
August 30, 2025 at 3:51 AM
My mother came to visit me in Auckland. She & her husband took my then 4 year old out for a day of shopping/sightseeing. They were walking down KRd when mum, an avid reader spotted books. “Oooh books!” She said & took my daughter’s hand & entered the shop. Weirdly, all the books were right at the
Imagine what you could do with the black sand from NZ’s west coast beaches!
August 30, 2025 at 3:42 AM
Imagine what you could do with the black sand from NZ’s west coast beaches!
I am very familiar with hump-free jokes.
June 21, 2025 at 6:48 PM
I am very familiar with hump-free jokes.
Did they say the same about Tori Whanau?
June 1, 2025 at 2:00 AM
Did they say the same about Tori Whanau?
I knew a guy who ate so many carrots he turned orange. And I’m not talking about the current orange felon.
May 30, 2025 at 3:18 AM
I knew a guy who ate so many carrots he turned orange. And I’m not talking about the current orange felon.
Seeing DS get his hair washed made my skin crawl.
May 28, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Seeing DS get his hair washed made my skin crawl.
It’s definitely one of the perks of my job to get to go into some truly beautiful spaces.
May 27, 2025 at 6:47 PM
It’s definitely one of the perks of my job to get to go into some truly beautiful spaces.
Yesterday I turned 63. There was cake. There’s still cake. Eat all the cake you desire & happy birthday.
May 24, 2025 at 7:01 AM
Yesterday I turned 63. There was cake. There’s still cake. Eat all the cake you desire & happy birthday.
I was stupidly working in jandals (flip flops/ thongs) making bouquets. I had recently recovered from COVID so I wasn’t myself. Dropped my very dirty snips & watched in slow motion as they impaled my foot. Luckily they missed tendon & I only required a tetanus shot & a course of antibiotics.
May 20, 2025 at 7:00 PM
I was stupidly working in jandals (flip flops/ thongs) making bouquets. I had recently recovered from COVID so I wasn’t myself. Dropped my very dirty snips & watched in slow motion as they impaled my foot. Luckily they missed tendon & I only required a tetanus shot & a course of antibiotics.
After watching Deadwood I’m now immune.
May 12, 2025 at 4:35 AM
After watching Deadwood I’m now immune.
It stresses me out when my mum, coming up 92 & still in her own place, worries about the cost of living. Fortunately, my brother takes care of all her bill payments now. So it’s less in her face. She’s worked hard her whole life. She should not have to worry about turning on the heating!
May 11, 2025 at 3:08 AM
It stresses me out when my mum, coming up 92 & still in her own place, worries about the cost of living. Fortunately, my brother takes care of all her bill payments now. So it’s less in her face. She’s worked hard her whole life. She should not have to worry about turning on the heating!
Thank you Ani. It’s a labour of love.
April 20, 2025 at 9:04 AM
Thank you Ani. It’s a labour of love.
It did just start raining at ours so I’m now keeping an ear out for the storms.
April 20, 2025 at 6:45 AM
It did just start raining at ours so I’m now keeping an ear out for the storms.
Loudest & longest yet the person beside me snored on totally oblivious.
April 19, 2025 at 2:49 AM
Loudest & longest yet the person beside me snored on totally oblivious.