Megan Brown
@megraeb.bsky.social
Just your friendly neighborhood cattle and pig rancher. Not like, the stereotypical conservative kind though, like the one conservatives get mad at for pointing out the hypocrisy, sexism, racism etc etc.
Nothing screams ‘my marriage is fine!!!!!’ louder than an accidental ‘like’ from a wife and your ex deleting photos from 15 years ago.
November 25, 2025 at 2:55 AM
Nothing screams ‘my marriage is fine!!!!!’ louder than an accidental ‘like’ from a wife and your ex deleting photos from 15 years ago.
I’m going to sleep so hard.
October 26, 2025 at 5:06 AM
I’m going to sleep so hard.
I’m chronically online and I still miss so much. This timeline is just ridiculous
September 25, 2025 at 4:02 AM
I’m chronically online and I still miss so much. This timeline is just ridiculous
Listening to music that’s almost 20 years old. 20 years ago I was out, seeing shows, super social. Now I’m caring for my parents. Bed time at 10. Times change.
September 22, 2025 at 4:17 AM
Listening to music that’s almost 20 years old. 20 years ago I was out, seeing shows, super social. Now I’m caring for my parents. Bed time at 10. Times change.
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Shouldn’t hard hats be as vilified as masks? Basic PPE to protect one’s self?
September 21, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Shouldn’t hard hats be as vilified as masks? Basic PPE to protect one’s self?
I was one of many who was accused of celebrating when I used a man’s own words. I deeply offended some people. Probably good they bounced before someone else dies because I have a piñata.
September 16, 2025 at 6:56 PM
I was one of many who was accused of celebrating when I used a man’s own words. I deeply offended some people. Probably good they bounced before someone else dies because I have a piñata.
I lost a lot of social media ‘friends’ over the past few days. Let’s be honest, they were not friends. They only popped off to tell me how awful I am. I’m looking forward to this new, safer social media experience.
September 15, 2025 at 4:07 AM
I lost a lot of social media ‘friends’ over the past few days. Let’s be honest, they were not friends. They only popped off to tell me how awful I am. I’m looking forward to this new, safer social media experience.
Like 6 of my core friends are on vacation right now. Which is like almost most of my inner circle. I’m trying so hard not to text, dm, tag, call, snap them and it’s hell.
September 5, 2025 at 5:02 AM
Like 6 of my core friends are on vacation right now. Which is like almost most of my inner circle. I’m trying so hard not to text, dm, tag, call, snap them and it’s hell.
How is it that I’ve had a person in my life for 35 years but don’t have one photo of us together? That’s a heartbreaker
August 31, 2025 at 2:38 AM
How is it that I’ve had a person in my life for 35 years but don’t have one photo of us together? That’s a heartbreaker
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🚨Border Patrol arrested two firefighters who were actively fighting a wildfire at the time.
When the other members of the crew asked for a chance to say goodbye, a Border Patrol agent told the crew member “you need to get the f*ck out of here. I’m going to make you leave.”
When the other members of the crew asked for a chance to say goodbye, a Border Patrol agent told the crew member “you need to get the f*ck out of here. I’m going to make you leave.”
August 28, 2025 at 2:51 AM
🚨Border Patrol arrested two firefighters who were actively fighting a wildfire at the time.
When the other members of the crew asked for a chance to say goodbye, a Border Patrol agent told the crew member “you need to get the f*ck out of here. I’m going to make you leave.”
When the other members of the crew asked for a chance to say goodbye, a Border Patrol agent told the crew member “you need to get the f*ck out of here. I’m going to make you leave.”
Unpopular opinion, I’m sure, but if you go to burning man, you get what you deserve right now. Do drugs at home. Appreciate your local art scene.
August 24, 2025 at 4:23 PM
Unpopular opinion, I’m sure, but if you go to burning man, you get what you deserve right now. Do drugs at home. Appreciate your local art scene.
My cousin has been out of town for the past week and I’m so lost without her. We usually talk daily, and I cook for her about 5 times a week. Taking care of her, keeps me taking care of me.
August 17, 2025 at 2:56 AM
My cousin has been out of town for the past week and I’m so lost without her. We usually talk daily, and I cook for her about 5 times a week. Taking care of her, keeps me taking care of me.
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I... um... sorry, I need a moment to process tonight’s MAGNIFICENT SHADE.
🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳
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August 15, 2025 at 3:37 AM
I... um... sorry, I need a moment to process tonight’s MAGNIFICENT SHADE.
🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳
🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳
One of the things I really appreciate about the younger generation is their ability and usage of telling people they love them. It’s lovely being told you are loved.
June 24, 2025 at 2:47 AM
One of the things I really appreciate about the younger generation is their ability and usage of telling people they love them. It’s lovely being told you are loved.
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Ok, *this* is best comparative stat, members of media: The DC Pride parade one week ago had a bigger turnout.
June 15, 2025 at 1:08 AM
Ok, *this* is best comparative stat, members of media: The DC Pride parade one week ago had a bigger turnout.
I’ve been working since 5 am. It’s now 9 pm. I just got into the house. These days are hard on me.
June 4, 2025 at 4:02 AM
I’ve been working since 5 am. It’s now 9 pm. I just got into the house. These days are hard on me.
I really appreciate the people who are honest enough to say I love you. I love my friends so much and need to practice being open about it.
June 2, 2025 at 3:43 AM
I really appreciate the people who are honest enough to say I love you. I love my friends so much and need to practice being open about it.
Men: when a woman gives you a clear boundary why do you think it’s funny to violate it? I posted a clear boundary on Facebook, I was honest and told men I’d mock them if they violated it. 2 did. 1 told me I had no sense of humor and defriended me. The other deleted his comment when I poked him.
May 19, 2025 at 2:42 AM
Men: when a woman gives you a clear boundary why do you think it’s funny to violate it? I posted a clear boundary on Facebook, I was honest and told men I’d mock them if they violated it. 2 did. 1 told me I had no sense of humor and defriended me. The other deleted his comment when I poked him.
Often I’ll use social media to complain about something, for example ppl trying to rent ground from my dad instead of me. Without fail a man will think he’s funny and in that thread, ask if he can rent ground from my dad. That type of stuff makes me hate men. That’s not humor. That’s annoying.
May 8, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Often I’ll use social media to complain about something, for example ppl trying to rent ground from my dad instead of me. Without fail a man will think he’s funny and in that thread, ask if he can rent ground from my dad. That type of stuff makes me hate men. That’s not humor. That’s annoying.
The amount of people who tell you to get guinea hens, who’ve never kept guinea hens, is remarkable.
Why urge people to get animals you’ve had no experience with?
Why urge people to get animals you’ve had no experience with?
May 6, 2025 at 7:38 PM
The amount of people who tell you to get guinea hens, who’ve never kept guinea hens, is remarkable.
Why urge people to get animals you’ve had no experience with?
Why urge people to get animals you’ve had no experience with?
My dad has been sick so I used my fancy insulated cups to keep ice in front of him. He loves them. I’m like yeah, these are my favorite things for a reason.
April 29, 2025 at 4:32 AM
My dad has been sick so I used my fancy insulated cups to keep ice in front of him. He loves them. I’m like yeah, these are my favorite things for a reason.
I made a beautiful batch of deviled eggs. Put them in my Tupperware egg holder and placed in my fridge. When I opened it next, that Tupperware came flying out. My eggs are now egg salad.
April 27, 2025 at 2:46 AM
I made a beautiful batch of deviled eggs. Put them in my Tupperware egg holder and placed in my fridge. When I opened it next, that Tupperware came flying out. My eggs are now egg salad.
One of my favorite cows was euthanized today. I cried like a baby. I bought her from a kill pen. She was the best $600 my Mom ever spent, of course my Mom paid for her. She raised at least 20 calves for me. This sucks.
April 24, 2025 at 3:36 AM
One of my favorite cows was euthanized today. I cried like a baby. I bought her from a kill pen. She was the best $600 my Mom ever spent, of course my Mom paid for her. She raised at least 20 calves for me. This sucks.