@MegNumbers
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I just want more sane people and less “we don’t need to feed them kids”. Formerly @crashtestmeg on the bird site.
My kid doesn’t necessarily SAY I light up his life….but I know I do. (I have a cold edition).
November 8, 2025 at 9:18 PM
My kid doesn’t necessarily SAY I light up his life….but I know I do. (I have a cold edition).
Ok some young guy on Tik tok was talking about how much he wants to sleep with older women. Someone replied with this, and I have been laughing about it for 24 hours.
October 22, 2025 at 1:35 PM
Ok some young guy on Tik tok was talking about how much he wants to sleep with older women. Someone replied with this, and I have been laughing about it for 24 hours.
Texts between my brother, father of a 3 year old boy and me, mother of a 15 year old one.
September 7, 2025 at 1:37 PM
Texts between my brother, father of a 3 year old boy and me, mother of a 15 year old one.
September 3, 2025 at 11:21 PM
Discussing cursing with my teen.
August 14, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Discussing cursing with my teen.
Attempting to parent responsibly.
August 3, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Attempting to parent responsibly.
Found on my run. What’s the etiquette bc I want to take it home. I didn’t. But I want to.
July 30, 2025 at 12:34 AM
Found on my run. What’s the etiquette bc I want to take it home. I didn’t. But I want to.
Against my better judgment, I posted an aquarium my dad wants to sell on FB Marketplace. I am so done.
July 11, 2025 at 11:39 AM
Against my better judgment, I posted an aquarium my dad wants to sell on FB Marketplace. I am so done.
I DO love it! I’m tempted to buy this to put weird stuff in, but I’m worried it’s too heavy.
June 23, 2025 at 1:23 AM
I DO love it! I’m tempted to buy this to put weird stuff in, but I’m worried it’s too heavy.
I feel like Canada is the smart, successful big sister and we’re just this
April 29, 2025 at 6:06 PM
I feel like Canada is the smart, successful big sister and we’re just this
We lost our staffy in September, and every now and again that grief smacks you in the face. Some silly thing.
Today, for my son, it was having the first slice of watermelon of the spring, and not being able to give him nibbles.
Today, for my son, it was having the first slice of watermelon of the spring, and not being able to give him nibbles.
April 20, 2025 at 12:54 AM
We lost our staffy in September, and every now and again that grief smacks you in the face. Some silly thing.
Today, for my son, it was having the first slice of watermelon of the spring, and not being able to give him nibbles.
Today, for my son, it was having the first slice of watermelon of the spring, and not being able to give him nibbles.
I am so sorry. I lost my dog in September, and I still miss him every day. Even his vet said “this dog just has a core of good in him”.
March 4, 2025 at 12:28 PM
I am so sorry. I lost my dog in September, and I still miss him every day. Even his vet said “this dog just has a core of good in him”.
Been looking for this tape for days. My son is now laughing at me.
February 16, 2025 at 6:10 PM
Been looking for this tape for days. My son is now laughing at me.
A dear friend has been helping me house hunt, and I had to be real with him.
February 7, 2025 at 11:21 PM
A dear friend has been helping me house hunt, and I had to be real with him.
Another example of my unparalleled bird photography.
January 27, 2025 at 1:03 AM
Another example of my unparalleled bird photography.
Especially relevant now.
January 25, 2025 at 1:53 PM
Especially relevant now.
I use this for dating apps. No idea why I’m still single. But it applies currently.
January 24, 2025 at 12:15 PM
I use this for dating apps. No idea why I’m still single. But it applies currently.
Maybe giving up is the right move.
December 10, 2024 at 1:08 AM
Maybe giving up is the right move.
I woke up to this text.
November 27, 2024 at 12:32 PM
I woke up to this text.