the most dehydrated person in all of Poland

losing brain cells each time I log on to LinkedIn

ur all lucky I’m in my delulu stage it’s gonna be a lot

just realised I did follow a bunch of randos and not just my old twitter pals but whatever lol welcome i guess

worst part about being a cog in the corporate machine is that it’s messing with my gains 💪🏋🏼‍♀️

ive been using twitter since I was 17 how tf am i to find those people here i hope y’all find me somehow otherwise I’m ok with speaking into the void. my therapist said I needed to journal anyway…..

4 separate people have sent me the new crocs / shrek collab ad saying it’s perfect for me. being goofy comes with a price …..

my mission for the week is to find the best cowboy / motorcycle boots out there i wanna be dripped out for autumn. preferably second hand depop type shit. hype beast bros / fashionistas hmu

does anyone even use this app or did @malmal.bsky.social trick me