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MegsinDetroit
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Detroit. Dogs. Books. Foods. Travel. Cheap frozen pizza enthusiast.
My father-in-law is laughing a LITTLE too hard at my mom’s jokes for me to be comfortable.
February 15, 2025 at 10:18 PM
Has anyone tried calling B6-13 about all this?
a man in a suit and tie is talking to olivia
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is talking to olivia
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February 10, 2025 at 11:51 PM
I’m on the couch with my dog, and my husband keeps bringing us both little pieces of bacon and I’m both full of love and offended.
January 31, 2025 at 12:14 AM
Airport people who freak me out: People who have SO MUCH shit in their pockets. People who just stand on the moving sidewalk.
January 21, 2025 at 12:42 PM
Working for a small, sales driven organization is wild. I tried to book myself at a Marriott for travel this week and they were like, “oh our discount is with the Four Seasons.” Uh…okay then!
January 20, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Banner Day! Fun photo shoot for my business. Official entry into the Million Dollar Advisor Club with my host travel agency. Invited on a dream trip with a dream supplier. Keep it coming.

Toot! Toot! 🎺🎺
January 17, 2025 at 12:03 AM
Should we all be outside howling at this moon or something?
January 16, 2025 at 1:10 AM
I’m watching the Miss America talent competition for reasons and am starting a thread of their talents.

1. Kansas - Ventriloquist. Specifically yodeling.
January 3, 2025 at 1:21 AM
If any of your 2025 resolutions are related to spirituality, I recommend getting this Norovirus that’s been going around. I asked for help and bargained with deities I didn’t even know existed over the past 24 hours.
January 2, 2025 at 11:17 PM
My husband cooks two things: Stoner concoctions that make no sense, or restaurant quality meals. I happy to say last night was the latter.
December 26, 2024 at 4:13 PM
Presents always get wrapped on the floor: yes or no?
December 25, 2024 at 12:57 AM
I had to hide in my bedroom and cry a little bit because we were gonna order pizza but my husband decided to cook instead, in case you’re wondering what perimenopause is like.
December 22, 2024 at 8:43 PM
I don’t think my dad liked Wicked.
December 7, 2024 at 1:36 PM
Do you put on perfume before a Zoom meeting or are you normal?
December 6, 2024 at 4:49 PM
Is it 7:16 PM? Yes.
Am I already in my bed? Also yes.
December 6, 2024 at 12:16 AM
I’m watching the new Cruel Intentions and what is it about rich, unsupervised college students that makes such good television?
December 2, 2024 at 1:06 AM
My in laws asked what time we plan to leave today and we said BY noon. It’s 10:49 and suddenly the leaves need to be raked at our grandmother’s house. Taking bets now on when we’ll actually leave.
December 1, 2024 at 3:50 PM
Literally anything happens.

My Korean friends and family: Oooooohhhhhhhh
November 30, 2024 at 1:59 AM
NPR - reports actual facts.

Trump supporters - Why are you always focusing on the negative??
November 27, 2024 at 1:52 PM
Today I had a meeting with a sales director who said one of our teams has, “bad vibes.” I responded with, “Respectfully, I cannot remediate bad vibes” to see if I could get him to be more specific.

My boss decided this needed a special inspirational graphic.
November 26, 2024 at 9:16 PM
Who is this genius?
November 26, 2024 at 3:44 PM
There are very few foods I won’t eat and one is olives. Why do people get so offended? “Oh, you’ve never had a GOOD olive.” I have had all the olives and do not like them. Don’t take it personally.
November 23, 2024 at 5:33 PM
I get weirdly excited about pilotboats and finally got to watch one doing their thing from our ship. Love a small ship sailing!
November 18, 2024 at 3:45 PM
Why does the travel channel only show ghost hunting shows now?
November 17, 2024 at 5:49 PM
I built my corporate career on being an efficiency expert. I assure you that there's nothing less efficient than having two people lead the same department.
November 16, 2024 at 8:50 PM