When you sit down to read a poem and this helpful message pops up.
Do I despair? I laugh. Maybe I despair just a little. Oh, but should I ask for the summary just to laugh a little harder? Give me strength.

Not sure Microsoft tech support is really on board with the accepted definition of 'a moment'...

Oops! Turns out I forgot this place existed. On the one hand, that feels healthy, and yay me. On the other hand, hello everyone. Again.

Wrote a card to someone and left it sitting open on my desk so the ink can dry. Just realised I keep turning my head to look at it in case there's a reply.
This whole instant messaging thing is way out of hand. 🙃

Did a little storytime at Paper Bird Books on the weekend and can now confirm that you can walk through central Freo in pyjamas holding a giant teddy bear on a busy Sunday morning and no one will bat an eye.

I would not tell anyone if I had won the lottery, but there would be signs.