This is my justification for always flying first class. Free checked back and they feed me. That evens it out, right? Surely that maths

Yeah I leave for a few days and there’s already a whole new Internet Thing™️

*or gal because feminism

100%. Like the old adage says, you want to be friends with the guy with the boat, you never want to BE the guy with the boat

That’s also depreciating in value

This is weirdly specific in a way that it makes it sound like there’s been an incident