Me when train cops won't move out of my way and I miss the train and gotta wait 20 minutes
December 20, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Me when train cops won't move out of my way and I miss the train and gotta wait 20 minutes
Sleepy day where I tried to write documentation but everything keeps changing so I gave up for today
December 17, 2025 at 2:39 AM
Sleepy day where I tried to write documentation but everything keeps changing so I gave up for today
Nothing like volunteering for a private event at the museum and coming home w two heaping plates of leftover Greek food
December 14, 2025 at 7:03 AM
Nothing like volunteering for a private event at the museum and coming home w two heaping plates of leftover Greek food
Thinking about the villain from Jimmy neutron that was just an evil scientist that never finished anything
November 27, 2025 at 4:00 AM
Thinking about the villain from Jimmy neutron that was just an evil scientist that never finished anything
Barista put my name down as mike because they misheard me and I violently recoiled when I realized my order was under mike I think it's bc all my shit ass uncles were named mike
November 22, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Barista put my name down as mike because they misheard me and I violently recoiled when I realized my order was under mike I think it's bc all my shit ass uncles were named mike
Can't sleep which means I'm watching found footage horror movies
November 17, 2025 at 8:54 AM
Can't sleep which means I'm watching found footage horror movies
Why am I coughing no stop
November 11, 2025 at 4:02 PM
Why am I coughing no stop
Bro I hate going to the office ( I didn't even go today bc I keep going 'ill go tomorrow' except I do now actually have to go tomorrow )
November 5, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Bro I hate going to the office ( I didn't even go today bc I keep going 'ill go tomorrow' except I do now actually have to go tomorrow )
Sat up in the middle of the night with the strong need to a) listen to disturbia by Rihanna, and b) add it to the pre-show playlist
October 30, 2025 at 12:13 PM
Sat up in the middle of the night with the strong need to a) listen to disturbia by Rihanna, and b) add it to the pre-show playlist
Latest gender envy is Alan grant (sam neil) in Jurassic Park
October 7, 2025 at 4:03 AM
Latest gender envy is Alan grant (sam neil) in Jurassic Park
WHOEVER IS PLAYING CHRSITMAS MUSIC SIMPLY MUST STOP
October 6, 2025 at 5:05 AM
WHOEVER IS PLAYING CHRSITMAS MUSIC SIMPLY MUST STOP
Going back to work after a week of hell and then a week of vacation is unfortunate
September 16, 2025 at 1:55 AM
Going back to work after a week of hell and then a week of vacation is unfortunate
Had an old fashioned at a work dinner, got tipsy, and then someone brought up service/restaurant work and tipping and my filter was GONE
August 13, 2025 at 4:13 AM
Had an old fashioned at a work dinner, got tipsy, and then someone brought up service/restaurant work and tipping and my filter was GONE
2 hog 2 furious (both theaters that we use their lights for Rocky have hogs)
August 1, 2025 at 2:28 AM
2 hog 2 furious (both theaters that we use their lights for Rocky have hogs)
NOT THE OLDEST QUEER TATTOO SHOP IN THE WAST BAY (THE ONE I GO TO) CLOSING NEXT MONTH WTFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
July 26, 2025 at 9:52 PM
NOT THE OLDEST QUEER TATTOO SHOP IN THE WAST BAY (THE ONE I GO TO) CLOSING NEXT MONTH WTFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
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hi I love my friends all of u
July 21, 2025 at 3:36 PM
hi I love my friends all of u
Did the most perfect darn on the armpit of my hoodie while not paying attention can I get a hell yeah
July 21, 2025 at 4:36 AM
Did the most perfect darn on the armpit of my hoodie while not paying attention can I get a hell yeah
Don't think I'm getting any sleep tonight which means I better sleep on the damn plane for once
July 18, 2025 at 7:45 AM
Don't think I'm getting any sleep tonight which means I better sleep on the damn plane for once
Trying to sleep bc my alarm to go to the airport goes off on 3.5 hours and someone is setting off the LOUD fireworks right next door
July 18, 2025 at 6:07 AM
Trying to sleep bc my alarm to go to the airport goes off on 3.5 hours and someone is setting off the LOUD fireworks right next door
Not my body throwing a fit right before I'm supposed to go to Rocky !!!!! 😠😠😠😠 so upset (and so is my stomach)
July 13, 2025 at 4:01 AM
Not my body throwing a fit right before I'm supposed to go to Rocky !!!!! 😠😠😠😠 so upset (and so is my stomach)
Don't look at me I'll puke out of anxiety
June 30, 2025 at 3:10 AM
Don't look at me I'll puke out of anxiety
Caused an accidental disturbance at the work parking garage that was fine but made me so stressed bc the worker had to do extra paperwork
June 30, 2025 at 2:49 AM
Caused an accidental disturbance at the work parking garage that was fine but made me so stressed bc the worker had to do extra paperwork
The fleas came back 😠 I knew this was likely but I'm still mad about it
June 25, 2025 at 9:50 PM
The fleas came back 😠 I knew this was likely but I'm still mad about it