Thank you, wise stranger. Your frustrated, inane ranting has inspired me to single-handedly solve a problem that has plagued society since the dawn of humanity.

You’re perfect, honey. Never change.

In many parts of our country, the threat of reprisal for speaking out rises by the day. We don’t need to know how to deprogram fascists, we need to know how to keep an immigrant family safe in our basement without alerting the neighbors.

Then, before you know it, they’re seniors and every hour is Yelling Hour.