Still waiting for one of the sugar daddy's in my DMs to come though 🙏🏻

You've got her hyped up on murder and magic toilets.

New sticker, who dis?

#art #sticker #smallbusiness #gay #bi #lesbian #lgbt #lgbtq #lgbtqia+

Gone are the days of "glass half empty."

We've entered, "the glass shattered and it was an antique; so now, you're grasping for pieces to try to glue it back together while simultaneously bleeding profusely from the shards of glass in your hand and it burns because you're crying while you do it."

Chick-Fil-A's business model was designed around dom/sub culture.

You've seen this scene before...

Dom: *Pulls collar tights*
Sub: "How can I serve you?"

Dom: *makes a mess* 😉
Sub: "It's my pleasure to clean it up."

#discover #tiktok #bluesky #newfriends #altgirl #art #booksky #nsfw

Stardew Valley> going to work in the morning.

#gamer

I had to preheat my Prius like an Easy-Bake Oven, but sure... No climate crisis here. 🥴

If you would like to connect on tiktok, now that it is back... Check out my page! www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8FgPR8L/

I AM CURRENTLY ABLE TO WATCH TIKTOK

Can anyone help me figure out HOW the children in my house break the toilet seat off the toilet every 3-6 months?!?! 🤯🤯🤯

I make stickers. You can find me on Etsy saucyserotonin.etsy.com

Hi there! I’m a neurodivergent parent navigating life with humor, creativity, and pure chaos.

#smut
#tattoos & #piercings
#coffee
#stickers
Overthrowing the government (for legal reasons, this is a joke).

Let’s vibe!

#TikTokBan #PostTikTokLife #DecentralizedSocial #booksky

I used to love reading dystopian fiction in high school.

Reaaaaally not enjoying living through dystopian reality as an adult.

What in the ADHD... I forgot about this app for a hot minute, but I'm back... Maybe.

🎄DELUSIONAL DECEMBER🎄
Keeping warm next to the dumpster fire of my life while I look at Christmas lights.