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Meghan Crumley
@meghanpleticha.bsky.social
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Writer (Silicon Valley, Beavis and Butt-Head, Murder at Winterberg Manor, How to Meet a Man on the Internet)
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I am deducing that Dick Cheney died from a skeet by Spooky Mulder #2 fan
November 4, 2025 at 3:28 PM
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I’m performing at Porchfest this weekend in Silverlake and Los Feliz! Full schedule and maps at porchfestla.com and here’s a handy little flyer I made of my appearances specifically ❤️
October 30, 2025 at 1:18 AM
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My then-boyfriend (now husband) said we should do this when the strike ended. This is the moment he realized I could not support his weight
Meghan kisses Michael like the famous photo of a sailor kissing a woman, with Meghan as the sailor and Michael as the woman.
September 21, 2025 at 12:27 AM
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Working on a new zine for these trying times
A piece of paper with the title HOW TO DATE DURING A CRISIS by Meghan Crumley nee Pleticha. You can kind of make out the words “I dated during the pandemic” (they’re upside down because of zine formatting) and some blue pencil scribbles
July 23, 2025 at 2:16 PM
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Here’s another favorite pregnancy shirt of mine, which I actually got as a Christmas gift from my mom five-ish years ago
A pregnant woman wears a red shirt that says, “The difference between a beer & your opinion is that I asked for a beer.”
April 30, 2025 at 5:56 PM
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Speaking of shirts, I had told Michael (my husband) that none of my shirts fit if he could grab a couple maternity shirts while he was running errands. He got me Darth Vader and this one
Two women stand next to each other. On the right, Meghan is very pregnant wearing a Kirby shirt depicting Kirby eating a bunch of snacks. On the right, her friend looks down.
April 30, 2025 at 5:37 PM
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You don’t really get cat called when you’re pregnant. Unless, it turns out, you’re wearing this shirt - in which case, men on the street will yell at you, “Darth Vader!” and “I like your shirt!”
A pregnant Meghan Crumley wearing a Darth Vader T-shirt
April 29, 2025 at 2:25 PM
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In a joke just for me, I tagged Hot Goss on Hillhurst in this very important IG announcement
Screenshot of an instagram story post, which reads “My zine is now available at Skylight Books so I’m basically a published author” and shows a picture of a zine in a bookstore called HOW TO MEET A MAN ON THE INTERNET. There is also an instagram tag for @hotgossonhillhurst.
February 7, 2025 at 2:42 AM
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Misread this as “farted for over a year” and thought it was a fake story (perhaps a joke post??) about farting away all the weight
December 28, 2024 at 4:27 PM
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95% of reviews “loved the casting”!
Google search results for RED ONE. The info box for reviews reads “95% Loved the casting”
December 20, 2024 at 3:30 AM
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Big things coming soon! Watch this space!
Small zine titled HOW TO MEET A MAN ON THE INTERNET next to a giant zine of the same name (quadruple in size).
December 4, 2024 at 7:04 AM
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What have other industry professionals done during this slow year? Did you start looking up improv classes and make a zine?! Just me? Anyways selling this tomorrow at the LA Breakfast Club Holiday Market - would love to see folks and you could be the first to get your hands on all my dating secrets!
Zine with cover that reads “HOW TO MEET A MAN ON THE INTERNET” by Meghan Crumley nee Pleticha Graphic for the Los Angeles Breakfast Club Holiday Market, Free Admission, Wednesday December 4th, 9-10:30a at the Friendship Auditorium 3201 Riverside Drive Los Angeles
December 3, 2024 at 10:30 PM
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Watching White Christmas and I just realized Nathan Lane in The Birdcage is kind of giving Rosemary Clooney
Rosemary Clooney in White Christmas Nathan Lane in The Birdcage
December 3, 2024 at 6:43 AM
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In 2018, I made this Christmas card, and every year since I know there’s no way to beat it
In front of a Christmas tree, Meghan opens a Christmas gift, shocked: inside is another Meghan dressed as a puppy.
December 2, 2024 at 5:19 PM
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Just another crazy Friday night working on my zine!!!
Three copies of the zine HOW TO MEET A MAN ON THE INTERNET with houseplants in background. One is open to show interior text and images: “Finding love is kind of like finding career success. Anyone who’s done it kind of things their way is THE way.” A stick figure holds bags of money and says, “I just get up at 5 every day and have a rich dad.” “Anyways, here’s how I did it. (Find love, not money.)”
November 23, 2024 at 6:04 AM
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Singing “Our profession!” to the tune of Fiddler’s “Tradition”
October 29, 2024 at 1:36 AM
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They should have the chatbot say the disclaimer, like “I am not real. My statements are fiction. You are texting with a database of responses. Do you understand?” www.nytimes.com/2024/10/23/t...
October 24, 2024 at 3:41 PM
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Come see part of my new multi-cam pilot! Specifically the A story! Selected scenes are being read as part of the Revel Readings series, and I’m so excited to find out if any of my jokes work.

Tickets are free but seating is limited, grab ‘em while you can ❤️ www.tickettailor.com/events/revel...
October 3, 2024 at 4:57 PM
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ChatGPT: give me 3 reasons not using AI is classist and ableist
September 4, 2024 at 11:12 AM
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Wait. Did AI write this? Did AI write all of it?? Has NanoWriMo been singularitied and we’re finding out how truly dumb it sounds when the snake finishes eating its own tail? Cause that would explain the bullet points.
September 4, 2024 at 11:05 AM
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I’ve been thinking about voting
August 21, 2024 at 5:03 PM
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A writer’s hubris in To Do list form: I started with “grid in Dan beats” and got stuck on a beat in Act 3 that’s not working the way I want. I’m still there. I live there now. Perhaps I’ll die there. But tomorrow is a new day
June 1, 2024 at 12:21 AM
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I don’t understand the dilemma here. People lie to kids all the time to get them to do what’s best for them
November 15, 2023 at 2:28 PM