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I had a pony!
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Why would anyone leave a country packed with ponies to come to a non-pony country?

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Life in the hands of a rock n roll band. Artist. Writer. Crow/critter/bug friend. Soup Tube Enthusiast.
Mine are a whole mess always
November 25, 2025 at 8:51 PM
lololol
November 25, 2025 at 8:50 PM
I dunno, it’s often listed as one of the top places to live in the country!
November 25, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Bonus dreaming dog
November 25, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Yeah. It’s actually very nice here.
November 25, 2025 at 8:42 PM
You’ve aged so much in three years no offense
November 25, 2025 at 8:41 PM
I keep trying to think how I would explain this to my mom, who is a raging liberal but less terminally online than I am.
November 25, 2025 at 8:38 PM
We have to communicate on their level
November 25, 2025 at 8:37 PM
I am not saying the US isn’t terrible. But it’s a scapegoat for the world in a way that the South is a scapegoat for the US.

Like I’m sure it makes people feel better to have a common enemy but nothing is like. Actually being done.
November 25, 2025 at 8:36 PM
I respect their right to be incredibly dense
November 25, 2025 at 8:35 PM
This is like freedom fries, but reversed.
November 25, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Please pick a fucking cause that matters or will have literally any effect on anything other than being a Gretchen trying to make fetch happen

Thanksgiving is actually a good one. Try that!
November 25, 2025 at 8:33 PM
No seriously though. I recognize my dumbness. Tell us.
November 25, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Well go ahead and explain for us culturally illiterate USians
November 25, 2025 at 8:28 PM
How could I personally have prevented that
November 25, 2025 at 8:25 PM
The whole premise is based on some very strange belief that everyone wants to be known as an American. I lie and say I’m from Canada when traveling
November 25, 2025 at 8:10 PM
I mean it’s funny in an insulting sense! Im American and I also think america sucks!

but i take issue with the people who take it extremely seriously.
November 25, 2025 at 8:09 PM
LIPSTICK DANG
November 25, 2025 at 8:06 PM
They don’t but a lot of people in that thread believe in them more than kids believe in Santa
November 25, 2025 at 8:06 PM
What should we start calling them?
November 25, 2025 at 8:05 PM
Much like me studying algebra, they cannot apply the formula they’ve committed to memory to literally anything or anywhere else

Like just say it’s a dunk on Americans talking point I would have so much more respect.

Yanks (kinda) and Seppos are unapologetically insulting and I respect that!
November 25, 2025 at 8:02 PM
AND mashed potatoes. And apple crisp. For lunch today.
November 25, 2025 at 8:00 PM