Is it ESPNEWS? They were airing the Corgi Racing Championship during our last hotel stay.

These two skeets next to each other is a mood.
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Is this issue of @mcsweeneys.net pandering to Millennials? Yes.
Am I complaining? Absolutely not.

I know I don't post much on #uglydogs but wanted to say I got my Iditarod long sleeve tee this week! I got a shipping notification with an ETA of 7/3-7/7 (on 7/28) and it showed up on my USPS informed delivery as "Gelato USA LLC."

Had to do a double take when I saw this GoGurt tube at this angle.

Kids comb set says bi pride.

Has anyone considered that the baby shoes for sale were never worn because they were only purchased for a pregnancy announcement photo shoot?

Second pull was Shirley Jackson and I chose the collection of The Lottery and Other Stories. I did read The Lottery in high school but that's her only work I've read, so I figured this would fit into my (completely made up and arbitrary) rules.

My first pull was Jonathan Lethem and I chose The Feral Detective. It was OK. Might explore some of his earlier stuff if I get back around to it.

I regret to inform you that it is no longer decorative gourd season, motherfuckers.

Got this ad on Instagram and I can't stop imagining the messed up, AI-esque hands for someone with 6 or more grandchildren.