A Witchy Kinkster
@megathirsty.bsky.social
An alt account for all my horny thoughts I don’t want to share on main.
Immediately after getting home from a kink event with bruises in areas usually concealed by clothes: FUCK, I HAVE LASER HAIR REMOVAL TOMORROW.
June 1, 2025 at 11:04 PM
Immediately after getting home from a kink event with bruises in areas usually concealed by clothes: FUCK, I HAVE LASER HAIR REMOVAL TOMORROW.
If you can’t identify your friends by the sound of their orgasm, do you even really love them?
May 31, 2025 at 8:55 PM
If you can’t identify your friends by the sound of their orgasm, do you even really love them?
How do vanilla and monogamous people justify a lingerie collection of any size at all? I am only able to justify the lingerie collection I have by being like. Hundreds of people will see me in this gorgeous lingerie and some of them will tell me I’m pretty. If only one man was gonna see it?
May 31, 2025 at 3:26 AM
How do vanilla and monogamous people justify a lingerie collection of any size at all? I am only able to justify the lingerie collection I have by being like. Hundreds of people will see me in this gorgeous lingerie and some of them will tell me I’m pretty. If only one man was gonna see it?
Packing for polycule weekend used to be “just pack every sex toy you own,” but because of stupid FASCISM, fewer of us have the mental bandwidth to play all weekend. Much more naked hot tub.
May 29, 2025 at 12:37 AM
Packing for polycule weekend used to be “just pack every sex toy you own,” but because of stupid FASCISM, fewer of us have the mental bandwidth to play all weekend. Much more naked hot tub.
Getting railed hard by an aggressively thick cock wielded by a growling human would fix me.
May 21, 2025 at 2:14 PM
Getting railed hard by an aggressively thick cock wielded by a growling human would fix me.
The thing about enjoying some pain is that when I am having sex, I have to activate my brain to be like. Is this pain I hate love or just hate?
May 9, 2025 at 3:17 PM
The thing about enjoying some pain is that when I am having sex, I have to activate my brain to be like. Is this pain I hate love or just hate?
Absolutely cackling at the fact that I slept with a gynecologist and was educating him about peer reviewed studies about seaweed lube inhibiting the spread of HPV.
May 7, 2025 at 12:18 AM
Absolutely cackling at the fact that I slept with a gynecologist and was educating him about peer reviewed studies about seaweed lube inhibiting the spread of HPV.
Currently DESPERATE for a cock down my throat.
April 27, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Currently DESPERATE for a cock down my throat.
Had not shaved my bikini area in literal years because I’m a wax girlie, but you gotta shave for laser hair removal, so. That was fun?
April 14, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Had not shaved my bikini area in literal years because I’m a wax girlie, but you gotta shave for laser hair removal, so. That was fun?
The thing about having four of your favorite sex toy is that whenever I lose it in the sheets, I’m just like. Whatever, grab another one.
April 13, 2025 at 1:12 AM
The thing about having four of your favorite sex toy is that whenever I lose it in the sheets, I’m just like. Whatever, grab another one.
Completing a big work project this week that has consumed all of my brain power, and I can already tell that once it’s done, I will need to get absolutely railed.
April 7, 2025 at 2:36 PM
Completing a big work project this week that has consumed all of my brain power, and I can already tell that once it’s done, I will need to get absolutely railed.
Reg for Fusion is open, and my friends are registering one by one and reporting their numbers in the group chat, each hoping to be 69. We’ve got 65, 66, and 67.
April 5, 2025 at 12:19 AM
Reg for Fusion is open, and my friends are registering one by one and reporting their numbers in the group chat, each hoping to be 69. We’ve got 65, 66, and 67.
I got a dick pic yesterday (solicited) with the caption, “it’s long like trial prep, and hard like trial prep, but it doesn’t suck like trial prep.” 🥰
March 27, 2025 at 4:24 PM
I got a dick pic yesterday (solicited) with the caption, “it’s long like trial prep, and hard like trial prep, but it doesn’t suck like trial prep.” 🥰
I have a problem. I really need to get railed, but I am primarily interacting with people from whom my top priority is getting comfort during “these times.” Need someone who is not comforting and is also good at sex and also not actually dangerous.
March 23, 2025 at 1:29 AM
I have a problem. I really need to get railed, but I am primarily interacting with people from whom my top priority is getting comfort during “these times.” Need someone who is not comforting and is also good at sex and also not actually dangerous.
Saw someone out in public wearing the vibrator necklace. …Should I get the vibrator necklace to flag “slutty”?
March 22, 2025 at 12:45 AM
Saw someone out in public wearing the vibrator necklace. …Should I get the vibrator necklace to flag “slutty”?
Time to buy some discount fat girl lingerie.
Forever 21 files for bankruptcy, expected to close all U.S. stores
Forever 21 files for bankruptcy, expected to close all U.S. stores
Forever 21's U.S. operating company on Sunday filed for Chapter 11 bankruptcy for the second time in six years, hamstrung by dwindling mall traffic.
www.cnbc.com
March 17, 2025 at 3:06 PM
Time to buy some discount fat girl lingerie.
Every time I do a rope suspension, I think, “is this going to be a time when my body can’t do it? Am I ready to tell my top that I can’t do it?”
The relief when I am flying is indescribable.
The relief when I am flying is indescribable.
March 17, 2025 at 2:25 PM
Every time I do a rope suspension, I think, “is this going to be a time when my body can’t do it? Am I ready to tell my top that I can’t do it?”
The relief when I am flying is indescribable.
The relief when I am flying is indescribable.
@spacecakequeer.bsky.social and I are in a class together. We started by commenting that someone in the class was either going to be adorable or annoying. At the exact same moment, we both decided annoying.
March 15, 2025 at 7:03 PM
@spacecakequeer.bsky.social and I are in a class together. We started by commenting that someone in the class was either going to be adorable or annoying. At the exact same moment, we both decided annoying.
“I think I’m gonna go to Escapology for Brats.” “Of course you are.”
March 15, 2025 at 2:04 PM
“I think I’m gonna go to Escapology for Brats.” “Of course you are.”
Just a nice gushy stoned orgasm to kick off an event.
March 15, 2025 at 3:43 AM
Just a nice gushy stoned orgasm to kick off an event.
First day of Tethered and the people who organized the FemDom mixer have already tried to recruit me.
March 14, 2025 at 9:57 PM
First day of Tethered and the people who organized the FemDom mixer have already tried to recruit me.
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There's two good things in life, getting high and jerking it and that's about it
March 11, 2025 at 9:32 PM
There's two good things in life, getting high and jerking it and that's about it
When I’m like, “my girlfriend wants to watch me suck dick. Can I use your dick for this purpose?” And he replies, “I mean, should we find more dicks? Just make it a little gang bang?” 😍😍😍
March 13, 2025 at 7:44 PM
When I’m like, “my girlfriend wants to watch me suck dick. Can I use your dick for this purpose?” And he replies, “I mean, should we find more dicks? Just make it a little gang bang?” 😍😍😍
When I work out in the morning, I sometimes forget to check for nipple symmetry. So this morning I was mid workout when I realized they were facing totally different directions.
March 10, 2025 at 4:14 PM
When I work out in the morning, I sometimes forget to check for nipple symmetry. So this morning I was mid workout when I realized they were facing totally different directions.
God, this stupid guy I’m dating wants to actually do activities on dates instead of fucking for hours at a time, what a bore.
March 9, 2025 at 1:09 AM
God, this stupid guy I’m dating wants to actually do activities on dates instead of fucking for hours at a time, what a bore.