Megan Brown
@megantbrown.bsky.social
Seamstress, shameless cat lady, and gardener who writes things on occasion.
Working on a very special project I can’t wait to share (assuming the combination of metallic thread and illusion tulle does not kill me first)
November 12, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Working on a very special project I can’t wait to share (assuming the combination of metallic thread and illusion tulle does not kill me first)
Working from home with two rambunctious little monsters is so fun. Especially if you’re my attorney husband, and they choose your scheduling phone call with a judge as the ideal time to to sink both sets of their surprisingly sharp kitten teeth into your ankles 💕 #CatsOfBluesky
November 10, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Working from home with two rambunctious little monsters is so fun. Especially if you’re my attorney husband, and they choose your scheduling phone call with a judge as the ideal time to to sink both sets of their surprisingly sharp kitten teeth into your ankles 💕 #CatsOfBluesky
Jim, on the other hand…Poor boy inherited his mother’s attention span and is constantly frazzled, flying out the door with his face half done.
To be fair, he’s functioning better than I am with the one eye lined and black lipstick on the bottom only. I’m lucky if I remember SPF #CatsOfBluesky
To be fair, he’s functioning better than I am with the one eye lined and black lipstick on the bottom only. I’m lucky if I remember SPF #CatsOfBluesky
November 4, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Jim, on the other hand…Poor boy inherited his mother’s attention span and is constantly frazzled, flying out the door with his face half done.
To be fair, he’s functioning better than I am with the one eye lined and black lipstick on the bottom only. I’m lucky if I remember SPF #CatsOfBluesky
To be fair, he’s functioning better than I am with the one eye lined and black lipstick on the bottom only. I’m lucky if I remember SPF #CatsOfBluesky
Moment of appreciation for Jarvis and his flawless eyeliner #CatsOfBluesky
November 4, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Moment of appreciation for Jarvis and his flawless eyeliner #CatsOfBluesky
The ones where Russell is totally my cat’s biological father (wrong eye, same fantastic hair)
October 25, 2025 at 9:45 PM
The ones where Russell is totally my cat’s biological father (wrong eye, same fantastic hair)
Jim and Jarvis are hell on wheels this #Caturday! They met two dogs (the ladies walking them were very tickled at my stroller of kittens) AND saw a fire truck. Three times, as its driver seemed unsure of its destination and circled the block. #CatsOfBluesky
To the brave fireman who waved at us…
To the brave fireman who waved at us…
October 25, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Jim and Jarvis are hell on wheels this #Caturday! They met two dogs (the ladies walking them were very tickled at my stroller of kittens) AND saw a fire truck. Three times, as its driver seemed unsure of its destination and circled the block. #CatsOfBluesky
To the brave fireman who waved at us…
To the brave fireman who waved at us…
Happy Gotcha Day to this nonchalant hellbeast who watched as his father, sick with Covid and probably dehydrated, lost his balance and fell while trying to refill the cat food bowls, scattering kibble hither and yon. #CatsOfBluesky
He is okay, but I arrived at the scene to discover the tuxedo-clad…
He is okay, but I arrived at the scene to discover the tuxedo-clad…
October 24, 2025 at 4:42 PM
Happy Gotcha Day to this nonchalant hellbeast who watched as his father, sick with Covid and probably dehydrated, lost his balance and fell while trying to refill the cat food bowls, scattering kibble hither and yon. #CatsOfBluesky
He is okay, but I arrived at the scene to discover the tuxedo-clad…
He is okay, but I arrived at the scene to discover the tuxedo-clad…
No one can ever accuse me of failure to fully commit to a bit, I’ll tell you that much
October 23, 2025 at 11:13 PM
No one can ever accuse me of failure to fully commit to a bit, I’ll tell you that much
It took me the better part of a day (and a whole tube of Loctite), but I successfully repaired my boy. Let’s hope he holds up 🤞🏻
I also had a grand time annoying the hell out of my spouse with patient notes during my operation. He had the audacity to call my duct tape job “the most country thing…
I also had a grand time annoying the hell out of my spouse with patient notes during my operation. He had the audacity to call my duct tape job “the most country thing…
October 23, 2025 at 10:12 PM
It took me the better part of a day (and a whole tube of Loctite), but I successfully repaired my boy. Let’s hope he holds up 🤞🏻
I also had a grand time annoying the hell out of my spouse with patient notes during my operation. He had the audacity to call my duct tape job “the most country thing…
I also had a grand time annoying the hell out of my spouse with patient notes during my operation. He had the audacity to call my duct tape job “the most country thing…
It is with deep sorrow that I report a mass casualty Halloween decor event in our neighborhood, brought on by some freakishly strong winds that blew through the other day.
My beloved 12-foot skeleton, the basis of my entire personality for the month of October, was among the fallen.
My beloved 12-foot skeleton, the basis of my entire personality for the month of October, was among the fallen.
October 21, 2025 at 4:42 PM
It is with deep sorrow that I report a mass casualty Halloween decor event in our neighborhood, brought on by some freakishly strong winds that blew through the other day.
My beloved 12-foot skeleton, the basis of my entire personality for the month of October, was among the fallen.
My beloved 12-foot skeleton, the basis of my entire personality for the month of October, was among the fallen.
to trap funky cat claw bacteria in there. Who knew?)
Anyway, here’s a look at Judas Kevin Brown, Malignant Narcissist, acting like a perfect cherub just a few hours after his attack.
Be careful out there, y’all. There are killers among us, and some of ‘em are adorable
Anyway, here’s a look at Judas Kevin Brown, Malignant Narcissist, acting like a perfect cherub just a few hours after his attack.
Be careful out there, y’all. There are killers among us, and some of ‘em are adorable
October 19, 2025 at 6:38 PM
to trap funky cat claw bacteria in there. Who knew?)
Anyway, here’s a look at Judas Kevin Brown, Malignant Narcissist, acting like a perfect cherub just a few hours after his attack.
Be careful out there, y’all. There are killers among us, and some of ‘em are adorable
Anyway, here’s a look at Judas Kevin Brown, Malignant Narcissist, acting like a perfect cherub just a few hours after his attack.
Be careful out there, y’all. There are killers among us, and some of ‘em are adorable
Glad the only violence I experienced this weekend was at the hands of this unapologetic tuxedoed jackass, who lunged at my face and clawed me juuust above my eyelid for [checks notes] trying to prevent him from running outside.
#CatsOfBluesky roast him as you see fit
#CatsOfBluesky roast him as you see fit
October 19, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Glad the only violence I experienced this weekend was at the hands of this unapologetic tuxedoed jackass, who lunged at my face and clawed me juuust above my eyelid for [checks notes] trying to prevent him from running outside.
#CatsOfBluesky roast him as you see fit
#CatsOfBluesky roast him as you see fit
Coordinate with your people and stay hydrated and safe out there today, folks!
October 18, 2025 at 2:52 PM
Coordinate with your people and stay hydrated and safe out there today, folks!
Well, well, well. Look who is sunning her buns in the office window perch (read: away from her mischievous brothers and their nonsense)
#CatsOfBluesky
#CatsOfBluesky
October 15, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Well, well, well. Look who is sunning her buns in the office window perch (read: away from her mischievous brothers and their nonsense)
#CatsOfBluesky
#CatsOfBluesky
Portrait of a “big bad” tuxie boy who likes to bully everyone…but who jumps several feet into the air in horror when a 7-lb kitten attacks him out of nowhere and then sulks about it for the foreseeable future.
Judas Kevin Brown: king of dishing it out, but can’t take it #CatsOfBluesky
Judas Kevin Brown: king of dishing it out, but can’t take it #CatsOfBluesky
October 14, 2025 at 4:54 PM
Portrait of a “big bad” tuxie boy who likes to bully everyone…but who jumps several feet into the air in horror when a 7-lb kitten attacks him out of nowhere and then sulks about it for the foreseeable future.
Judas Kevin Brown: king of dishing it out, but can’t take it #CatsOfBluesky
Judas Kevin Brown: king of dishing it out, but can’t take it #CatsOfBluesky
We could not figure out why this child’s normally-white feet were so dirty, and then one afternoon I heard a telltale rustling in the fireplace. “Sooty Footies” is his new nickname.
#CatsOfBluesky
#CatsOfBluesky
October 10, 2025 at 2:25 PM
We could not figure out why this child’s normally-white feet were so dirty, and then one afternoon I heard a telltale rustling in the fireplace. “Sooty Footies” is his new nickname.
#CatsOfBluesky
#CatsOfBluesky
James Tissot. The Two Marys Watch the Tomb (Les deux Maries observent le tombeau), 1886–1894.
#CatsOfBluesky
#CatsOfBluesky
October 7, 2025 at 5:04 PM
James Tissot. The Two Marys Watch the Tomb (Les deux Maries observent le tombeau), 1886–1894.
#CatsOfBluesky
#CatsOfBluesky
October 7, 2025 at 4:57 PM
Playing a fun game called “how long can a new pair of yoga pants go un-picked in a four-cat household.” I give it six hours.
Will report back #CatsOfBluesky
Will report back #CatsOfBluesky
October 5, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Playing a fun game called “how long can a new pair of yoga pants go un-picked in a four-cat household.” I give it six hours.
Will report back #CatsOfBluesky
Will report back #CatsOfBluesky
My son, James (Jim) Douglas Morrison-Brown, says y’all can kick rocks, though.
October 4, 2025 at 6:18 PM
My son, James (Jim) Douglas Morrison-Brown, says y’all can kick rocks, though.
Last thing you see before he ingests your very soul, regurgitating the essence of your lives past, present, and future beyond the astral plane.
Dang. #CatsOfBluesky
Dang. #CatsOfBluesky
October 2, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Last thing you see before he ingests your very soul, regurgitating the essence of your lives past, present, and future beyond the astral plane.
Dang. #CatsOfBluesky
Dang. #CatsOfBluesky
Imagine being an all-knowing entity, older than time itself, and whose gift of divine sight extends beyond the veil, and then doing a blep like this.
How embarrassing #CatsOfBluesky
How embarrassing #CatsOfBluesky
October 2, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Imagine being an all-knowing entity, older than time itself, and whose gift of divine sight extends beyond the veil, and then doing a blep like this.
How embarrassing #CatsOfBluesky
How embarrassing #CatsOfBluesky
September 30, 2025 at 9:46 PM
I suppose it’s only appropriate that I follow up with a portrait of the artists.
Do these cherubs look like the types to destroy half a roll of paper towels (and in THIS economy)?
#CatsOfBluesky
Do these cherubs look like the types to destroy half a roll of paper towels (and in THIS economy)?
#CatsOfBluesky
September 26, 2025 at 4:37 PM
I suppose it’s only appropriate that I follow up with a portrait of the artists.
Do these cherubs look like the types to destroy half a roll of paper towels (and in THIS economy)?
#CatsOfBluesky
Do these cherubs look like the types to destroy half a roll of paper towels (and in THIS economy)?
#CatsOfBluesky
