I’ve often said my boy Ziti looks like a tufted titmouse

And yes it happens more than you think because he often references it and it attracts online intellectual douchebags.

Jump ship and be anti-dog with me, babe. It feels so good to be free

I think our interns are related (same color and also bad at job)

He looks like he’s very good at his job

There was nothing to be afraid of until the last 15 minutes and STILL nothing happened!!!

What!!! Celebrity cupcake pastry chef + landlord feels like a wild combo

There’s a whole series! Some care classics like Pride and Prejudice. There’s a bunch of Christmas ones. A couple of guinea pig lovers in the UK make them and always include a very nice note about supporting guinea pig rescues. All the characters are guinea pigs with lovely costumes :)

They’re really harping on you for that ONE time you tweeted about that grocery store ad you don’t like 🥲