I'm so sick of seeing his face every time I open any app on my effing phone.

I read a major spoiler for The Prestige years ago and figured I would totally forget it by the time I finally saw the movie.

Welp, that spoiler was years ago and I finally watched The Prestige and I totally remembered the spoiler from minute 1. Damn this stupid good memory!!!

You know what? Screw it, I'll download my stupid Kindle books, but it's too effing complicated to remove the DRM and save as a PDF. Call me dumb & lazy but idgaf.

I'm going back to paper books. Analog, baby!

Holy crap, I think my Boomer mom just acknowledged that she overreacted and said sorry!! 😳😵🫠

I know the world is falling apart, but old episodes of HBO Comedy Half-Hour is giving me life!

"Starbucks, Weezer, Mentor, Kathleen Turner..." 💜

Ugh, I'm watching my nephew today and he's making me watch Jurassic World. 🙄🥴

How's Bluesky doing these days? Haven't been out here in a bit.

I just called my mom dude. Like, "dude, don't worry, I know what I need to do."

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