When I saw you on camera I had a total fan girl meltdown and screamed “oh my god it’s Aubrey!!!” to my husband on a different floor of the house. ❤️

Gotta pay for that last quip!

If it makes you feel any better, I somehow ended up on a republican list and they send just as many texts

My dog looks like a cattle bean. I’ve been wanting to learn how to photoshop him into a jar of them. One of these beans is actually a dog!

He stole my baseball

Quiche is hosting magic. People think it’s super fancy but it’s really easy and the possibilities are endless.

My husband insists that he was the first person to not like Elon Musk, at least 10 years and running. The “I told you so” energy really ramped up when he bought Twitter. It has since been turned up to 11.

I was at an art fair a long time ago and there was someone that did big paintings of the underside of tall hwy overpasses. I was with someone who was like “why would you want a painting of that?” But the color of the light on the big swathes of concrete, pinks and gold, beautiful.

I guess it was like a Mediterranean inspired fried rice?