one person with a laptop on the table sending in a work email and the other looking at an online wedding registry pretty much sums up weekday dinner with friends in your mid-twenties

MORE CHICKS IN 2025! @jackschlossberg.bsky.social

maybe a hot take? listening to “if it makes you happy” by sheryl crow and feeling like this could have been a bob dylan song

friend just called a cardigan an “open-concept sweater,” now just waiting for it to catch on

yoga in miami is having to hide behind gym equipment during class because someone decided to livestream themselves (and thus others) + bring a tripod? almost like the teacher didn’t start the class by asking everyone to be present? seems kinda antithetical to the whole schtick? but what do i know

Hanukkah is coming up and you know what that means - just sent an email to Calico Critters corporate to see if they would sell me one of their giant store models

@jackschlossberg.bsky.social how do we know for sure you’re the real deal, jackster?

having an out-of-body experience every time I hear myself say “this work is mediating,” “there is a tension,” “thinking about the longer trajectory of art history,” “relegated,” “seeing the artist’s hand,” “these are in contrast to,” or “elevating the medium of” 🙄😩🫠