Megan
@meganonanisland.bsky.social
On an island. She/They. Cozy chaos streamer. Part time goat wrangler.
Hoping people at the party are so distracted by my pink cowboy boots, they don’t notice my dress is inappropriately short 😂
December 5, 2025 at 9:29 PM
Hoping people at the party are so distracted by my pink cowboy boots, they don’t notice my dress is inappropriately short 😂
What a night for Toronto hockey! #GoSceptres #GoLeafs
December 5, 2025 at 2:39 AM
What a night for Toronto hockey! #GoSceptres #GoLeafs
PWHL Battle of Ontario, yes please! #GoSceptres
December 5, 2025 at 2:18 AM
PWHL Battle of Ontario, yes please! #GoSceptres
I need a Disney+ Wrapped to tell me how many minutes I’ve spent watching Bob’s Burgers 😂
December 4, 2025 at 4:36 PM
I need a Disney+ Wrapped to tell me how many minutes I’ve spent watching Bob’s Burgers 😂
Eating chicken wings and reading smut by candle light 🔥
December 3, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Eating chicken wings and reading smut by candle light 🔥
This is the type of hockey we need
November 30, 2025 at 2:46 AM
This is the type of hockey we need
Trying to choose between watching a Hallmark Christmas movie and Weapons
cookie monster from sesame street is holding a tray of food and says me can 't decide
ALT: cookie monster from sesame street is holding a tray of food and says me can 't decide
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November 28, 2025 at 2:55 PM
Trying to choose between watching a Hallmark Christmas movie and Weapons
Spending money on things you don’t need just because it’s on sale during this capitalist nightmare timeline ❌
Staying home and watching the 2 episode drop of Heated Rivalry ✅
Staying home and watching the 2 episode drop of Heated Rivalry ✅
November 28, 2025 at 1:48 PM
Spending money on things you don’t need just because it’s on sale during this capitalist nightmare timeline ❌
Staying home and watching the 2 episode drop of Heated Rivalry ✅
Staying home and watching the 2 episode drop of Heated Rivalry ✅
Just finished reading Heated Rivalry so I can be ready for the show’s premier and as a hockey fan, yes.
Just yes.
All of that please.
Just yes.
All of that please.
November 26, 2025 at 4:19 AM
Just finished reading Heated Rivalry so I can be ready for the show’s premier and as a hockey fan, yes.
Just yes.
All of that please.
Just yes.
All of that please.
Me doing the math to see how much I have to save per day to go to Toronto in April
a man in a blue shirt and tie is standing in front of a wall with papers on it .
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November 21, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Me doing the math to see how much I have to save per day to go to Toronto in April
Delusional, yes.
But cats.
But cats.
November 20, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Delusional, yes.
But cats.
But cats.
Why am I so delusional that I decided to hand paint all the Christmas cards this year 🙃
November 20, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Why am I so delusional that I decided to hand paint all the Christmas cards this year 🙃
Watercolour and SVU
November 20, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Watercolour and SVU
Things that are on my shit list this week:
-red onions, they taste so good but give me heartburn
-the fact that I can’t watch all the Leafs games because “it’s not in my region” IM IN CANADA WHADDYA MEAN BYS??
-cookies having calories
-red onions, they taste so good but give me heartburn
-the fact that I can’t watch all the Leafs games because “it’s not in my region” IM IN CANADA WHADDYA MEAN BYS??
-cookies having calories
November 19, 2025 at 2:08 AM
Things that are on my shit list this week:
-red onions, they taste so good but give me heartburn
-the fact that I can’t watch all the Leafs games because “it’s not in my region” IM IN CANADA WHADDYA MEAN BYS??
-cookies having calories
-red onions, they taste so good but give me heartburn
-the fact that I can’t watch all the Leafs games because “it’s not in my region” IM IN CANADA WHADDYA MEAN BYS??
-cookies having calories
Up late enough to check the bridge for eels so I guess it’s gonna be a rough morning.
November 14, 2025 at 5:58 AM
Up late enough to check the bridge for eels so I guess it’s gonna be a rough morning.
There’s no Toronto team for Women’s Professional Baseball so I have no idea who to root for 🙃
Help a girl out here.
Help a girl out here.
November 9, 2025 at 9:23 PM
There’s no Toronto team for Women’s Professional Baseball so I have no idea who to root for 🙃
Help a girl out here.
Help a girl out here.
My backup team for when the Leafs get kicked out of the playoffs is the Sharks.
Celebrini/Smith/Toffoli are a dream team.
Celebrini/Smith/Toffoli are a dream team.
November 9, 2025 at 5:34 AM
My backup team for when the Leafs get kicked out of the playoffs is the Sharks.
Celebrini/Smith/Toffoli are a dream team.
Celebrini/Smith/Toffoli are a dream team.
Apologies to the CSIS agent in my phone. I swear I’m not a hypochondriac, I just have high anxiety and I’m wildly unmedicated and googling every symptom of this head cold because I assume I’m dying.
November 4, 2025 at 2:38 AM
Apologies to the CSIS agent in my phone. I swear I’m not a hypochondriac, I just have high anxiety and I’m wildly unmedicated and googling every symptom of this head cold because I assume I’m dying.
Forever a Jays fan 💙🤍
November 2, 2025 at 4:19 AM
Forever a Jays fan 💙🤍
Me sick in bed and frantically checking the scores of the Jays and Leafs games
a cat is sitting in front of a laptop computer on a table .
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November 2, 2025 at 12:39 AM
Me sick in bed and frantically checking the scores of the Jays and Leafs games
Vladdy in a Poulin jersey has just made my day 100x better.
November 1, 2025 at 11:59 PM
Vladdy in a Poulin jersey has just made my day 100x better.
Me in a sleep deprived state trying to paint pumpkins 🙂
October 31, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Me in a sleep deprived state trying to paint pumpkins 🙂
“I should turn on the Leafs game”
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“I should turn off the Leafs game” 😭
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“I should turn off the Leafs game” 😭
October 25, 2025 at 12:42 AM
“I should turn on the Leafs game”
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“I should turn off the Leafs game” 😭
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“I should turn off the Leafs game” 😭