Canada’s fentanyl Czar

Galen Weston and Per Bank watching Canadians unite to collectively hate someone else. #tradewar

A direct quote from my mother, who used to go to the outlet malls in Bellingham and wistfully talk about how beautiful and inspiring American patriotism is:

How it feels to join blue sky and only ever see tweets from elon musk as screenshots where he got dunked on.

My roommates moved our group chat from messenger to regular texting and this is the first message I sent everyone

Without prior knowledge of the red green show Americans will never know how funny fixing a water bomber with duct tape is