Just another day of winding up the turtles. The way he didn’t even get it in the end bless his heart.
I need an inhaler for the state of my laugh

I actually cried when Ali won big brother. That woman has been ostracised for 6 weeks straight… she deserves it so much. We beat the Facebook mums 🎉🎉🎉🎉

Blessing you with a turtle napping on my hand 🐢

Unlocked full Karen mode after doctor refused me painkillers for my chronic pain. I didn’t know you had to dress like it was the met gala for your GP appointment 💅💅

Twitter without funding the pocket of a man who is built like a Nokia brick 5000? Yes please