Megan J Kaleita
@meganjkaleita.bsky.social
God's Oopsiest Daisy 🌼
Author This Book Is Brought To You By My Student Loans 🎓
Substack: https://substack.com/@meganjkaleita
Author Page: https://www.meganjkaleita.com/
Author This Book Is Brought To You By My Student Loans 🎓
Substack: https://substack.com/@meganjkaleita
Author Page: https://www.meganjkaleita.com/
This end of civilization feels like I need another dog.
January 15, 2026 at 4:15 PM
This end of civilization feels like I need another dog.
Physical therapy is fun because they're like I'm going to punch you in the stomach to make your shoulder feel better and it works and regular therapy is like no you can't punch your dad to make yourself feel better and that doesn't work at all.
June 20, 2025 at 6:51 PM
Physical therapy is fun because they're like I'm going to punch you in the stomach to make your shoulder feel better and it works and regular therapy is like no you can't punch your dad to make yourself feel better and that doesn't work at all.
Here’s What My Mom’s Death Taught Me About Growing My Substack 💖💰😇🕊️
Nothing. Literally nothing. If you’re selling courses about growing a business, a social media following, or email listing, that’s you. That’s what you sound like.
Nothing. Literally nothing. If you’re selling courses about growing a business, a social media following, or email listing, that’s you. That’s what you sound like.
June 19, 2025 at 6:56 PM
Here’s What My Mom’s Death Taught Me About Growing My Substack 💖💰😇🕊️
Nothing. Literally nothing. If you’re selling courses about growing a business, a social media following, or email listing, that’s you. That’s what you sound like.
Nothing. Literally nothing. If you’re selling courses about growing a business, a social media following, or email listing, that’s you. That’s what you sound like.
I know this sounds mean but if Social Security gets stalled/paused/shut off/whatever and you're a recipient who voted for this, do not look to your millennial children for cash. We have nothing because of your voting record.
March 4, 2025 at 8:45 PM
I know this sounds mean but if Social Security gets stalled/paused/shut off/whatever and you're a recipient who voted for this, do not look to your millennial children for cash. We have nothing because of your voting record.
Excuse you, but that's my emotional support anti-nausea pill. I don't always need it, but he's gonna hang out with me just the same. #chronicillnesshumor
March 3, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Excuse you, but that's my emotional support anti-nausea pill. I don't always need it, but he's gonna hang out with me just the same. #chronicillnesshumor
Idgaf about the Oscar’s guys. I don’t have the energy for DiScoUrSe about people being rObBeD. I get it that people want an escape right now but this ain’t it.
March 2, 2025 at 11:59 PM
Idgaf about the Oscar’s guys. I don’t have the energy for DiScoUrSe about people being rObBeD. I get it that people want an escape right now but this ain’t it.
I'm wearing a thrifted Wildfang jumpsuit and I've never been comfier or cuter so look the fuck out world, I can get dressed in like five seconds.
February 27, 2025 at 7:47 PM
I'm wearing a thrifted Wildfang jumpsuit and I've never been comfier or cuter so look the fuck out world, I can get dressed in like five seconds.
No Sunday scaries. Just a girl in her hoodie.
February 24, 2025 at 5:09 AM
No Sunday scaries. Just a girl in her hoodie.
We’re considering our potential options if Sean loses his job (Federal climate scientist) and heading back east is a slight possibility. Blue state small liberal town recommendations and go (PA not included):
February 22, 2025 at 6:15 AM
We’re considering our potential options if Sean loses his job (Federal climate scientist) and heading back east is a slight possibility. Blue state small liberal town recommendations and go (PA not included):
The axolotl song is getting me through the day.
February 20, 2025 at 9:03 PM
The axolotl song is getting me through the day.
You’re either panicking in this disco with me or you’re panicking in this disco against me
February 14, 2025 at 5:01 AM
You’re either panicking in this disco with me or you’re panicking in this disco against me
Chronic illness is like the Trolley Problem but your body is the trolley but it’s also the people laying on the tracks and it’s also you flipping the switch so basically everything sucks all the time.
February 11, 2025 at 2:55 PM
Chronic illness is like the Trolley Problem but your body is the trolley but it’s also the people laying on the tracks and it’s also you flipping the switch so basically everything sucks all the time.
I feel like if the #halftimeshow isn't a white woman in spandex or a skinny white dude with tattoos, liberal white women are like "I'm not OFFENDED, I guess I'm just CONFUSED."
February 10, 2025 at 4:58 PM
I feel like if the #halftimeshow isn't a white woman in spandex or a skinny white dude with tattoos, liberal white women are like "I'm not OFFENDED, I guess I'm just CONFUSED."
What radicalized me? It wasn't radical to know it's not normal for your dad to be obsessed with Nazi memorabilia and guns. It wasn't radical to know after Columbine that other parents weren't going to gun shows and renewing their NRA memberships.
I was always like this.
I was always like this.
January 27, 2025 at 9:29 PM
What radicalized me? It wasn't radical to know it's not normal for your dad to be obsessed with Nazi memorabilia and guns. It wasn't radical to know after Columbine that other parents weren't going to gun shows and renewing their NRA memberships.
I was always like this.
I was always like this.
If you’re looking for companionship might I recommend a tiny crime gerbil with the boundaries of a man spreading hipster on the subway: a French Bulldog.
January 26, 2025 at 6:15 PM
If you’re looking for companionship might I recommend a tiny crime gerbil with the boundaries of a man spreading hipster on the subway: a French Bulldog.
I sincerely need newly liberal men to stop telling me “how bad it’s going to get for women” every time they see a headline about abortion.
Sir I did not plan to pay out of pocket for a hysterectomy in a red state for shits and grins.
Sir I did not plan to pay out of pocket for a hysterectomy in a red state for shits and grins.
January 26, 2025 at 6:51 AM
I sincerely need newly liberal men to stop telling me “how bad it’s going to get for women” every time they see a headline about abortion.
Sir I did not plan to pay out of pocket for a hysterectomy in a red state for shits and grins.
Sir I did not plan to pay out of pocket for a hysterectomy in a red state for shits and grins.
Why are the 🤡's voters offended when you tell them you hope they get everything they voted for? Because it's not like they voted for him because they knew he'd do terrible things to OTHER people, right?
January 24, 2025 at 2:21 AM
Why are the 🤡's voters offended when you tell them you hope they get everything they voted for? Because it's not like they voted for him because they knew he'd do terrible things to OTHER people, right?
I think I'm doing great with election stress. I only had a migraine all day yesterday and sleep paralysis last night so yeah. Doin' good.
January 22, 2025 at 6:17 PM
I think I'm doing great with election stress. I only had a migraine all day yesterday and sleep paralysis last night so yeah. Doin' good.