You know what I didn’t do? Pirate books, steal from authors, and act like an entitled bunghole about other people’s art.

Huge congrats! And that’s a lot of words.

(Just kidding, my copyeditor's word is sacrosanct and I will do what she says)

Italians 🤝 loafers

What if you are my boss, my mom, and my lawyer. That’s good, right???