Just making core memories running around the Christmas lights in the rain
December 20, 2025 at 12:49 AM
Just making core memories running around the Christmas lights in the rain
At the point in my career where I have to start scheduling lunch if I want time to eat ☠️
December 8, 2025 at 4:48 PM
At the point in my career where I have to start scheduling lunch if I want time to eat ☠️
I love being gay so much but especially when it comes to dressing for the club. What do you mean I can wear a flannel and blundstones??
December 7, 2025 at 1:57 AM
I love being gay so much but especially when it comes to dressing for the club. What do you mean I can wear a flannel and blundstones??
I asked Lucas if he wanted to go out to dinner and to see Christmas lights tonight and he said, “no thanks”.
He’s so real
He’s so real
December 5, 2025 at 10:37 PM
I asked Lucas if he wanted to go out to dinner and to see Christmas lights tonight and he said, “no thanks”.
He’s so real
He’s so real
You ever get like, sick of healing bro?
November 26, 2025 at 5:22 AM
You ever get like, sick of healing bro?
Going to REI to feel something
November 24, 2025 at 11:43 PM
Going to REI to feel something
Took a mental health day off from work. Slept in, drank yummy coffee, went for a run, got a new duvet cover, cleaned my house, and now I’m going to have soup for dinner. I’m fixed.
November 17, 2025 at 11:30 PM
Took a mental health day off from work. Slept in, drank yummy coffee, went for a run, got a new duvet cover, cleaned my house, and now I’m going to have soup for dinner. I’m fixed.
This week has taught me that I’m not as healed as I thought I was. Love that for me.
November 17, 2025 at 1:47 AM
This week has taught me that I’m not as healed as I thought I was. Love that for me.
As bad as you think it was, it was worse
November 17, 2025 at 12:35 AM
As bad as you think it was, it was worse
One thing about me is I will call your step mom and tell her you need help, respectfully
November 14, 2025 at 8:21 PM
One thing about me is I will call your step mom and tell her you need help, respectfully
Living alone is all fun and games until you get a new mattress and can’t get it up the stairs
November 11, 2025 at 2:50 AM
Living alone is all fun and games until you get a new mattress and can’t get it up the stairs
You know when you’re on SSRI’s and can tell you have really intense feelings but your body is like, it’s chill dawg, I’ll protect you. But like, are you protecting me or are you making me a little goose goblin
November 10, 2025 at 5:22 AM
You know when you’re on SSRI’s and can tell you have really intense feelings but your body is like, it’s chill dawg, I’ll protect you. But like, are you protecting me or are you making me a little goose goblin
Whenever I get updates about them I get sad in a way I can’t really describe. It just breaks my heart over and over again
November 10, 2025 at 5:16 AM
Whenever I get updates about them I get sad in a way I can’t really describe. It just breaks my heart over and over again
My kid is at the age where I just miss hanging out with him. Like, where’s my buddy? I’m bored.
October 26, 2025 at 3:44 AM
My kid is at the age where I just miss hanging out with him. Like, where’s my buddy? I’m bored.
Imma need Petey to stop writing hyper realistic songs about my life
October 24, 2025 at 10:17 PM
Imma need Petey to stop writing hyper realistic songs about my life
Just me and my hop water against the world
October 19, 2025 at 1:03 AM
Just me and my hop water against the world
Taylor’s new album sounds like it was written by AI for the January 6th crowd
October 4, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Taylor’s new album sounds like it was written by AI for the January 6th crowd
My kid just told me he’s a kind guy
September 20, 2025 at 12:51 AM
My kid just told me he’s a kind guy
Sorry I must leave work early, my new Dyson vacuum just got delivered
September 16, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Sorry I must leave work early, my new Dyson vacuum just got delivered
Get rejected, climb a mountain
September 14, 2025 at 8:26 PM
Get rejected, climb a mountain
What disease is it where you spend more time cleaning your house before you leave on a trip than do you packing? Like packing is an afterthought at this point
September 4, 2025 at 3:22 AM
What disease is it where you spend more time cleaning your house before you leave on a trip than do you packing? Like packing is an afterthought at this point
Healing my inner child by teaching him about evolution instead of creationism
September 2, 2025 at 2:57 AM
Healing my inner child by teaching him about evolution instead of creationism
Absolutely no one:
Lucas: I don’t know why Pangea broke apart
Lucas: I don’t know why Pangea broke apart
August 31, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Absolutely no one:
Lucas: I don’t know why Pangea broke apart
Lucas: I don’t know why Pangea broke apart
Lucas is sleeping over at his grandparents house tonight, not so that I can go out and party, but because I am waking up early for a run??? Who is she??
August 23, 2025 at 12:59 AM
Lucas is sleeping over at his grandparents house tonight, not so that I can go out and party, but because I am waking up early for a run??? Who is she??
Took myself on a date tonight
August 20, 2025 at 1:16 AM
Took myself on a date tonight