Well, I forgot my last cake, which I think was in August. This month all I got was the opportunity to enter competitions which I will definitely not win.

Does this mean it’s our fault when anyone gets a sum wrong, though?

🤮

It’s probably her husband again. Rolls around on the floor when she’s not looking. I love how detailed the procedure is for the soggy basement. I feel like if you need to be told to do all that you’re probably not the best person to do it in the first place! Should probably say, “Google a tradesman”

Rude of them!! Those are premium balls they are

There's a whole genre of Very Clever Historical Men with such wild takes on women's bodies. It's like they're speculating about aliens.
"Hmm the womb is odd let's all speculate."
"Or we could ask a woman?"
(All men shudder)
"No we shall not do that."

I found it very affecting. It made me think about how fragile is our whole infrastructure, how little it would take for the whole thing to collapse. I’d give it 8/10 at least.

Definitely! A mark and a merit!

Oh no I’ve read it - it’s on my top 20 or so!

Wait til you see me when the plane lands! Clapping, whooping, hollering.

Yes this is on my list also

I don’t think you HAVE to stand up though.

I’m not a big standing ovation person but it is hard not to be infected by the desire to congratulate and thank people who’ve performed for me with such energy and enthusiasm. So I just join in. Why not?

Is it lyszkowski? My y11 LOVE it.

😂🤓

Bonfire party. I lack the ability to resist marshmallows, especially charred ones.

It has not. But I *am* quiet when I don’t know people, aren’t I?

Thank you! I did that but now if I go on my profile and tap “feeds” it still says “you have no feeds”. I guess I’ll figure it out over time 🤔