Megan Ensminger
@meganfrommd.bsky.social
Today, a man today quoted Genesis Chapter 2 for me… “and God created woman of Adam’s flesh and bone so that man wouldn’t be lonely…” and my immediate thought was “and then women promptly domesticated animals so that she wouldn’t be lonely.”
September 16, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Today, a man today quoted Genesis Chapter 2 for me… “and God created woman of Adam’s flesh and bone so that man wouldn’t be lonely…” and my immediate thought was “and then women promptly domesticated animals so that she wouldn’t be lonely.”
Sprinkles belong on coffee. It really just makes the day start a tiny bit better.
September 16, 2025 at 1:50 PM
Sprinkles belong on coffee. It really just makes the day start a tiny bit better.
Oh, hi! Nice you meet ‘cha! Again.
September 16, 2025 at 2:40 AM
Oh, hi! Nice you meet ‘cha! Again.
Just a dog with his cat.
February 11, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Just a dog with his cat.
I love how my giant beefcake of a dog makes sure his “baby” toaster is always securely snuggled into the right spot every day… wherever the “right” spot is. Toaster must wake up in the morning, and gets put to bed at night.
February 5, 2025 at 5:50 PM
I love how my giant beefcake of a dog makes sure his “baby” toaster is always securely snuggled into the right spot every day… wherever the “right” spot is. Toaster must wake up in the morning, and gets put to bed at night.
Nothing like a warm cat-belly pillow.
February 4, 2025 at 3:25 AM
Nothing like a warm cat-belly pillow.
January 30, 2025 at 9:35 PM
If Guantanamo will be holding “the worst and most dangerous criminals threatening the United States…” can I assume it will be 5 ⭐️ for when the oligarchs arrive?
January 30, 2025 at 3:13 PM
If Guantanamo will be holding “the worst and most dangerous criminals threatening the United States…” can I assume it will be 5 ⭐️ for when the oligarchs arrive?
Reply All should alway require additional gate-keeping.
January 29, 2025 at 3:43 PM
Reply All should alway require additional gate-keeping.
Thinking back… when was it that I developed a dependency on caffeine? When did it become a morning essential?
I wish I could go back in time and tell past me, “you don’t need this social construct… or social media while I’m here.”
I wish I could go back in time and tell past me, “you don’t need this social construct… or social media while I’m here.”
January 28, 2025 at 2:56 PM
Thinking back… when was it that I developed a dependency on caffeine? When did it become a morning essential?
I wish I could go back in time and tell past me, “you don’t need this social construct… or social media while I’m here.”
I wish I could go back in time and tell past me, “you don’t need this social construct… or social media while I’m here.”
If I were a gambler, I’d put money on KC winning the SuperBowl for a 3-peat, and Kelce proposing to Taylor on the field during the celebration.
January 27, 2025 at 2:24 AM
If I were a gambler, I’d put money on KC winning the SuperBowl for a 3-peat, and Kelce proposing to Taylor on the field during the celebration.
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The Washington Commanders' historic season came to an end with Sunday's 55-23 loss to the Philadelphia Eagles in the NFC championship game, capping a breakout campaign fueled by rookie quarterback Jayden Daniels. wapo.st/40x6Pxh
January 26, 2025 at 11:30 PM
The Washington Commanders' historic season came to an end with Sunday's 55-23 loss to the Philadelphia Eagles in the NFC championship game, capping a breakout campaign fueled by rookie quarterback Jayden Daniels. wapo.st/40x6Pxh
One pot whole roasted chicken and rice. Keep cozy.
January 26, 2025 at 3:03 AM
One pot whole roasted chicken and rice. Keep cozy.
Tongue Out Thursday
January 23, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Tongue Out Thursday
Cute kitty pics! Thank you, more please!
January 22, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Cute kitty pics! Thank you, more please!
Slow and steady progress.
January 22, 2025 at 2:26 AM
Slow and steady progress.
No joke, reading about WWII rhetoric right now is so hard. Please, please!! Let us have learned something from the past.
January 21, 2025 at 3:10 AM
No joke, reading about WWII rhetoric right now is so hard. Please, please!! Let us have learned something from the past.
I never thought I would say this, but there is something sad about ordering a medium latte and getting a large cappuccino.
January 15, 2025 at 3:10 PM
I never thought I would say this, but there is something sad about ordering a medium latte and getting a large cappuccino.
How do you know it’s a full moon? The cat is going bat-shit crazy at all hours… all… night… long…
January 14, 2025 at 2:16 PM
How do you know it’s a full moon? The cat is going bat-shit crazy at all hours… all… night… long…
Flower delivery just for you this Monday morning.
I never knew you could grow roses in a bouquet until I visited the botanic garden in Salt Lake City, UT.
I never knew you could grow roses in a bouquet until I visited the botanic garden in Salt Lake City, UT.
January 13, 2025 at 2:44 PM
Flower delivery just for you this Monday morning.
I never knew you could grow roses in a bouquet until I visited the botanic garden in Salt Lake City, UT.
I never knew you could grow roses in a bouquet until I visited the botanic garden in Salt Lake City, UT.
I know, you can’t judge until you’re in that situation, and there are a ton of different scenarios playing out right now, but I can say with 100% certainty the first two and most critical things in my “Go Bag” are these two.
January 12, 2025 at 8:08 PM
I know, you can’t judge until you’re in that situation, and there are a ton of different scenarios playing out right now, but I can say with 100% certainty the first two and most critical things in my “Go Bag” are these two.
Two years with my lunkhead already ❤️ Happy Gotcha Day!
January 10, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Two years with my lunkhead already ❤️ Happy Gotcha Day!
Maybe it’s the weather, short days, LA fires, or media in genera, but it is a dim winter. Keep your friends close. Check in on people you care about.
January 9, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Maybe it’s the weather, short days, LA fires, or media in genera, but it is a dim winter. Keep your friends close. Check in on people you care about.
Maybe this will be the new hot shit. Hi BlueSky!
November 13, 2024 at 3:01 AM
Maybe this will be the new hot shit. Hi BlueSky!