Cat: You don't understand, you must let me out into the world, I yearn to be free and unfettered by domesticity

Same cat five minutes later: WHY DID YOU BANISH ME TO THE FROZEN REALMS OF THE OUTER WORLD THERE IS NOTHING BUT A WASTELAND THERE HOW DARE YOU SIR

As called by Mike Parker on Oregon State radio:

Two MLB teams will have to play in AAA ballparks as a result of two natural disasters.

Rays: Hurricane Milton

Athletics: John Fisher