megan marshall
@megana73.bsky.social
Will stop to admire a tree & am jealous of your round windows. Associate prof of English, WPA. In actual life, it’s libraries, wallowing in guilty pleasures & playing outside.
I have scraped dog shit from my boot with more charm that this man-shaped bag of garbage.
March 18, 2025 at 9:55 PM
I have scraped dog shit from my boot with more charm that this man-shaped bag of garbage.
My crusted over mom-heart just shed a few of its scabs. This is lovely.
March 6, 2025 at 8:49 PM
My crusted over mom-heart just shed a few of its scabs. This is lovely.
Why? Do you have a method for turning it into an egg substitute?
March 1, 2025 at 12:05 AM
Why? Do you have a method for turning it into an egg substitute?
hey…but tgif? jk, the fuckery tends not to take weekend off.
March 1, 2025 at 12:03 AM
hey…but tgif? jk, the fuckery tends not to take weekend off.
Kurt Vonnegut could turn this into a savage short story if he’d find a way to reanimate himself…
February 28, 2025 at 11:40 PM
Kurt Vonnegut could turn this into a savage short story if he’d find a way to reanimate himself…
A cattle prod will nip this in the bud.
February 28, 2025 at 11:38 PM
A cattle prod will nip this in the bud.
There is so much to sort through and then fact check and I was honestly shocked when this turned out to be true. And then I wasn’t.
February 27, 2025 at 2:46 AM
There is so much to sort through and then fact check and I was honestly shocked when this turned out to be true. And then I wasn’t.
I once had a sandwich that, instead of bread, there were crispy latkes. Holding in my turkey and cranberry relish.
February 27, 2025 at 2:39 AM
I once had a sandwich that, instead of bread, there were crispy latkes. Holding in my turkey and cranberry relish.
Stabby is not just IN the regular rotation, it cuts to the front of the line every single day.
February 23, 2025 at 3:21 PM
Stabby is not just IN the regular rotation, it cuts to the front of the line every single day.
I’m impressed by these metrics.
February 6, 2025 at 1:27 AM
I’m impressed by these metrics.
I don’t know. Aren’t most athletes DEI hires? Though it might be fun to see the NBA revamped into a bunch of subpar white dudes cosplaying as athletes.
February 1, 2025 at 4:30 PM
I don’t know. Aren’t most athletes DEI hires? Though it might be fun to see the NBA revamped into a bunch of subpar white dudes cosplaying as athletes.