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Megan Sass
@megan-sass.bsky.social
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Real redhead. Fake writer.
Yes, that is my real last name.
They/Them
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“Israel created the claim that they control everything to mask the fact that they control everything.”

I just…wouldn’t it be nice to let the America and entire European, and Arab worlds off the hook in that way?
November 18, 2025 at 7:59 PM
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Damn…
Screenshot of a small part of a Wikipedia entry which reads, “the Montreal bagel is smaller, thinner, sweet, and denser, with a larger hole”
October 14, 2025 at 2:32 AM
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Still from Sex and the City: Carrie Bradshaw typing at her computer
September 18, 2025 at 3:57 AM
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This interaction off of @gothamgirlblue.com is amazing
Kaitlin is Just Getting Started skeeted: I leave the internet for two days and suddenly we’re talking about the kerplatz (a Yiddish word meaning big messy plop) we’ve all been waiting for August 29, 2025 at 8:50pm 🌎Everybody can reply 72 likes Ari has NOPED out to f… replied: I feel like I should know what that is but I don’t Fred Brombeere replied: Ding dong a witch might die Ari has NOPED out to f… replied: I’m a practicing witch tf are you even saying rn Ryan replied: Please this is the funniest interaction I’ve ever seen
August 30, 2025 at 4:20 AM
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Things I saw at World Market that are just asking for it Pt. 2:
An extremely yonic pink & green base. It’s designed to look like a *flower in bloom* but come on we all see it’s a beckoning pussy. Or a beckoning anus if you’re like, really broken in?
June 27, 2025 at 7:17 PM
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Things I saw at World Market that are just asking for it:
“Heatable Huggable Corgi Butt: Hear me up in the microwave and I will keep you warm.” Heat pad shaped as a Corgi presenting his butt like he’s TOTALLY asking to be pegged. His eyes are smiling and his tongue is hanging out - further proof that whoever designed this knew exactly what they were doing
June 27, 2025 at 7:12 PM
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Screen grab from Billy Joel’s music video for “We Didn’t Start The Fire.” Billy, wearing a black shirt, black blazer, and black sunglasses sits at an empty table with three other empty seats. (And he has hair.) A car behind him burns; the car is in black and white, the fire in colour. Caption reads: 🎶We didn’t start the fire it was-🎶 The rest of the lyric is crossed out in red, replaced with the words “The cops”
June 9, 2025 at 5:20 AM
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Ahem.
A Google result for Robert Frost’s “Fire and Ice” poem. “What does ICE stand for in the poem? “And the central theme of the poem is about destruction. Hence the correct answer is ‘Fire’ stands for greed, avarice, lust, conflict, and fury. ‘Ice’ stands for [highlighted] cruelty, intolerance, rigidity, insensitivity, indifference and hatred…[end highlight] “https://www.vedantu.com For Frost, what do fire and ice stand for? Here are some ideas… - Vedantu”
June 8, 2025 at 6:46 AM
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Still from the Simpsons episode “Deep Space Homer.” A reporter stands up from the press pool. Caption: “No really, is this a joke?”
June 8, 2025 at 6:06 AM
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Remember, Friends: When discussing literally any other historical or world event, if you can’t find a way to compare it to the Holocaust, it isn’t worth talking about!!!
Homer angrily peaking his head into the bedroom. Caption: “BY THE WAY, I WAS BEING SARCASTIC.”
May 29, 2025 at 4:12 AM
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I wrote a bunch of short plays about fascism. But they’re funny. If you’re in LA, please join us!
Poster for an upcoming show at The Elysian Vault - 1944 Riverside Dr, Los Angeles, CA 90039. A shadowy city melts into the Comedy Mask, outlined in red. STAB AT THEE Written by Megan Sass Directed by Davi Armanino Featuring: Maxon Davis Andrew Kimler Eli Leonard Katharine Lerner Adam Lustick Kevin Phan Megan Sass Sarah Shtern
April 29, 2025 at 4:46 AM
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Chag Sameach!
A Lite Brite Seder plate (includes all Seder plate items, and an orange in the center)
April 16, 2025 at 4:44 AM
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A picture of Sass from their Heeb Magazine shoot years ago. A skeet is superimposed right over their boobs, giving just a soupcon of cleavage. The skeet reads, “You know when Tevye sings ‘If I were a rich man / All day long I’d biddy bum…?’ He means ‘masturbate,’ yeah?” They’re clearly screaming for attention with this one, folks.
March 18, 2025 at 3:39 AM
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Got a blo job for an Oscar Watch party tonight
Sass with blown out red hair, rate makeup and a red lip, impressive cleavage in a low cut black top, and a gold chai necklace
March 3, 2025 at 5:17 AM
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I’m bisexual, but I haven’t been with many women. In fact, I can count the number of women I’ve been with on one hand.

Specifically, on these two fingers.
Sass’s middle and index finger held together
February 26, 2025 at 5:56 AM
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Love a juicy aircraft prototype
TEXT: THE ‘AIR LANDER 10’ IS THE LARGEST AIRCRAFT PROTOTYPE ON EARTH PICTURE: The Air Lander 10, a giant, all white aircraft that looks like a lady with a 9.2/10 ass squatting over your face
February 26, 2025 at 5:51 AM
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Sass facing the camera, face slightly off center. They wear a slight grin and a Superman ring. Their hair is curly, red, and half back. A skeet by Sass reads: Of course nice guys finish last. Nice guys make sure she finished first.
February 24, 2025 at 12:02 AM
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And your reaching and bad faith arguments have earned you a “k bro.” I’m not thrilled with the Dems either, but to say they are universally doing absolutely nothing is false. I can’t believe THIS is where the convo led when I was calling out a dem who is doing nothing.
WHAT DEMOCRATS DID TODAY FEB, 20, 2025 *Every single Senate Democrat voted against confirming Kash Patel as FBI Director *The DNC filed a brief with the Ninth Circuit to counter Republican attempts to outlaw most mail and early voting in Nevada *New York Attorney General Letitia James led a multistage coalition to take legal action against Trump and a musk’s efforts to shut down the CFPB *Nevada Senate Democrats introduced a bill to make IVF treatment a right under state law and increase protections for fertility treatments *Missouri Senate Democrats voted unanimously on legislation to help Missouri seniors afford the rising cost of electricity.
February 21, 2025 at 7:11 AM
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Happy Valentine’s Day 💋
Sass with straight hair, tied back halfway, and a pleasant, pretty, black and white apron, and red lipstick. They hold a sign that says “Happy Valentines Day, written in read on white paper, with a lipstick kiss. Oh, and they are COVERED in blood.
February 14, 2025 at 9:19 PM
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I like my jokes like I like my coke: One line at a time.
Poster for a comedy show with Sass’s old headshot where they look pretty but not funny, reading: MEGAN SASS (Reductress) LOTSA JOKES Stand-up comedy at hyperspeed. Saturday, February 15 7:00pm The Pack Theater: 1615 N. Vermont Tix onsale at packtheater.com
February 12, 2025 at 1:18 AM
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If Google Assistant and Google Grenades ever fall in love it’s over for all of us.
A Washington Post headline reading, “Google drops pledge not to use AI for weapons or surveillance” Above the headline, a picture of a grey human brain highlighted in six different areas in Google’s colours
February 6, 2025 at 5:08 AM
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Simpsons meme from “Lard of the Dance.” Homer, holding a can of grease, rolling his eyes speaking to Marge. Homer is labeled “Musk.” Caption is Homer saying, “No. Through due process and the course of law, OF COURSE SIGH A COUP.”
February 3, 2025 at 3:09 AM
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Sass with hair down and leftover eye makeup wearing white pajamas with blue rainbows. Sass looks directly to camera, sprawled atop a white hotel comforter. A superimposed skeet by Sass reads, “just texted my ex ‘hey u up’ not for sex but because he’s an expert on our dying democracy”
February 1, 2025 at 6:36 AM
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In Trump’s America, these are the three genders.
A white plate. On the left, a short rib covered in red wine sauce. On the right, a seasoned piece of chicken. In the middle, mashed potatoes presented in a pretty shape. (They look like they were squeezed out of a frosting tube.) (There are a few vegetable sitting on the potatoes but they are irrelevant.)
January 27, 2025 at 4:28 AM
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There are AT LEAST three genders: male, female, and whatever this tree is.
A tree with two diverging trunks. A nest is in the between the two, making it looks like legs and a crotch. A tree pussy, or “trussy” if you will.
January 22, 2025 at 12:11 AM