I love it when freaky little weirdos find each other
July 8, 2025 at 11:12 AM
I love it when freaky little weirdos find each other
Fun fact: When your parents tell you that you're going to hell, that actually makes you more queer.
May 22, 2025 at 3:02 PM
Fun fact: When your parents tell you that you're going to hell, that actually makes you more queer.
Guys, guys, guys: My girlfriend is really hot.
May 21, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Guys, guys, guys: My girlfriend is really hot.
The president of the United States is a dumb fuck
May 21, 2025 at 7:50 PM
The president of the United States is a dumb fuck
Eventually, everybody leaves
May 5, 2025 at 2:09 AM
Eventually, everybody leaves
Drinking game, but we take a shot every time my kids get out of bed
May 3, 2025 at 1:06 AM
Drinking game, but we take a shot every time my kids get out of bed
The queer community is made up of the most "Christ-like" people I've ever met.
April 22, 2025 at 12:38 PM
The queer community is made up of the most "Christ-like" people I've ever met.
"I wonder why my adult children don't talk to me!"
April 2, 2025 at 4:21 AM
"I wonder why my adult children don't talk to me!"
When you're mean to me, this is who you're being mean to btw...
March 29, 2025 at 6:28 PM
When you're mean to me, this is who you're being mean to btw...
I HAVE to eat extra (double) cheese because my girlfriend can't
March 10, 2025 at 3:33 AM
I HAVE to eat extra (double) cheese because my girlfriend can't
I was lucky for just a taste, I'll never forgive myself
March 5, 2025 at 2:55 AM
I was lucky for just a taste, I'll never forgive myself
Me touring an apartment: Hey this guy seems pretty cool 😎
March 4, 2025 at 4:05 PM
Me touring an apartment: Hey this guy seems pretty cool 😎
The hardest part of my job is feeling heart broken and having to pretend to be friendly and excited about everyone's happy news
March 3, 2025 at 8:04 PM
The hardest part of my job is feeling heart broken and having to pretend to be friendly and excited about everyone's happy news
My pizza was stuck to the box, so I dug it out with my fingers like a hungry little raccoon
February 25, 2025 at 9:29 PM
My pizza was stuck to the box, so I dug it out with my fingers like a hungry little raccoon
I'm really quite tender
February 25, 2025 at 2:49 AM
I'm really quite tender
About to get some new ink
February 22, 2025 at 4:52 PM
About to get some new ink
The next time someone runs the stop sign for the bus my kids are on, I'm going to blow them up with my grenade launcher.
February 18, 2025 at 1:24 PM
The next time someone runs the stop sign for the bus my kids are on, I'm going to blow them up with my grenade launcher.
This just in: mental illness is fake and all I need to do is grow up! Yay!
February 13, 2025 at 4:24 AM
This just in: mental illness is fake and all I need to do is grow up! Yay!
I am a disappointment to my parents
January 27, 2025 at 7:08 PM
I am a disappointment to my parents