Mike
@megamike.bsky.social
Guy, on the internet. Probably this username or this username with “1983” elsewhere
I had assumed someone had sent it you, and it was up for grabs. If it’s not, it’s not.
November 30, 2023 at 2:17 PM
I had assumed someone had sent it you, and it was up for grabs. If it’s not, it’s not.
If you don’t want the key, I’ll take it.
November 30, 2023 at 2:16 PM
If you don’t want the key, I’ll take it.
This is why you don’t have quick and poorly performed sex.
November 30, 2023 at 2:15 PM
This is why you don’t have quick and poorly performed sex.
Blue boxing was some of the most fun you could have in a phone box.
November 27, 2023 at 1:33 PM
Blue boxing was some of the most fun you could have in a phone box.
He knew I was coming. You should’ve seen his face!
October 21, 2023 at 12:32 PM
He knew I was coming. You should’ve seen his face!
I like to occasionally surprise you. Which is why I fucked your Dad instead of your Mum.
October 21, 2023 at 12:26 PM
I like to occasionally surprise you. Which is why I fucked your Dad instead of your Mum.
I cannot make a worse joke of Germans than God already did.
October 21, 2023 at 11:37 AM
I cannot make a worse joke of Germans than God already did.
It isn’t, and you can blame Shem.
October 6, 2023 at 2:20 PM
It isn’t, and you can blame Shem.
You get your ass kicked a whole lot.
Then maybe you get better.
Then maybe you get better.
October 6, 2023 at 7:24 AM
You get your ass kicked a whole lot.
Then maybe you get better.
Then maybe you get better.
Latest theory says they probably weren’t.
October 5, 2023 at 7:47 PM
Latest theory says they probably weren’t.
I’ll see how I feel about it.
October 5, 2023 at 7:43 PM
I’ll see how I feel about it.
I’m only here to protect this username.
October 5, 2023 at 7:41 PM
I’m only here to protect this username.