Reading Jordy Rosenberg’s “Confessions of the Fox,” and I am now even more depressed because today’s slang is so lacking.

Isn’t this just the CEO’s daily driver?

Is the Frog standing up to ICE this generation’s Flower in the Gun?

How fun

How am I supposed to trust AI when it can’t even extrapolate that I could POSSIBLY mean “homicide” when I accidentally spell it “honicide?”

Also, new season of Professor T with Ben Miller dropped on PBS Passport today, so don’t forget to take your Paramount+ money and subscribe to Passport!

@altcdc.altgov.info is this still accurate advice?

When you order BoJo’s and get BoJizz instead.

(IDGAF, shit was delicious)

Photo: close up of an open BoBerry biscuit with a sausage patty and the glaze that slid off and looks an awful lot like..well, you know. BoJo’s (aka BoJangle’s) is a fast food chicken place in the SE USA

They try to strip us of our hope because hope is one of the most powerful things we have. Never lose hope.

Hey, remember that one time I was looking for food from the Great Depression and Pinterest got worried I had the sad?

Well shit. Somebody is a confirmed liar and ought to get primaried

So I caught an out of focus tree branch in a shot of the eclipse, and I might’ve inadvertently helped the flat earthers. Sorry everyone. My bad.

Weeping Angel or toddler warning?

*not my work, but no reference given where I found it*

If you ever have a choice between pages like this or all even…

Choose this. Always this.
#TheirEyesWereWatchingGod

How interesting would it be for it to get the same IMDb rating treatment as Carrie Underwood’s Hulu special…