Meff Stelling
meffstelling.bsky.social
Meff Stelling
@meffstelling.bsky.social
You'll probably be spared when the machines take over.
May 28, 2025 at 7:45 AM
It's Anthony Gordon
May 26, 2025 at 2:53 PM
I might head to KFC at lunchtime for a nice healthy protein bucket.
April 11, 2025 at 9:35 AM
Fuck fuck wherever you may be.
I am the lord of the fuck said he.
April 8, 2025 at 4:23 PM
Sammy the Snake plus a pair of snake eggs. She's a lucky woman
March 30, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Especially if they are the pilot.
March 26, 2025 at 5:01 PM
I've done the same with Original Source lime shower gel.
March 26, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Is that shirt made of asbestos or something. The fire resistance is excellent.
March 26, 2025 at 8:47 AM
So how long did you work for Currys
March 25, 2025 at 2:15 PM
They should also be just as easy to cancel online as they are to subscribe online. Yes Sky. I'm pointing at you.
March 22, 2025 at 1:28 PM
If the slices get any more hollowed out the core is going to be the only thing left.
March 19, 2025 at 3:39 PM
I reckon I have had more than one of them asking me if I want fries with that at the drive thru.
February 28, 2025 at 5:10 PM
And this is before they give Amorim a fortune to spend in the summer and then sack him in October.
February 24, 2025 at 1:16 PM
Invented by Amber Heard I believe.
February 23, 2025 at 2:21 PM
Pessimist. For all you know it may be an own goal from an Everton player.
February 17, 2025 at 6:49 PM
You are aware your wife has this banked ready for use when you least expect it right?
February 17, 2025 at 1:15 PM
Posted from his nans sofa as well by the look of it. Classic kopiteing
February 16, 2025 at 1:15 PM
There's always a simple solution right in front of us isn't there...
February 5, 2025 at 4:54 PM
Do they ever do revisited ones? Id love to see how many realise after a fortnight that living somewhere packed with tourists is actually quite annoying.
February 4, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Once got told to fuck off by Karl 'Jacko from Brush Strokes' Howman
February 3, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Sale of the Cemetery
January 30, 2025 at 5:22 PM
Not a patch on my old horse drawn phone.
January 29, 2025 at 8:22 PM
Letting a puppy constantly attack him and then failing to kick it on the counter attack more like
January 25, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Can't wait to see the size of the Toblerone they try to get any prospective buyer to take on as well
January 25, 2025 at 12:51 PM