Today’s script for my calls to @andykimnj.bsky.social and @corybooker.com
February 23, 2025 at 2:48 PM
Today’s script for my calls to @andykimnj.bsky.social and @corybooker.com
Just throwing out there that right now is a good time to call your senators. The offices are closed so you can leave a message and not have to talk to anyone. I just left messages for Cory Booker and Andy Kim. Took three minutes of my time. I used this script:
February 6, 2025 at 12:56 AM
Just throwing out there that right now is a good time to call your senators. The offices are closed so you can leave a message and not have to talk to anyone. I just left messages for Cory Booker and Andy Kim. Took three minutes of my time. I used this script:
What happened to making America masculine again? Real men would take the cold and not be wimpy little bitches about it
January 17, 2025 at 4:49 PM
What happened to making America masculine again? Real men would take the cold and not be wimpy little bitches about it
You know what doesn't glitch? Clear glass. Just sits there any always works
January 17, 2025 at 3:25 PM
You know what doesn't glitch? Clear glass. Just sits there any always works
To be fair, if I was a criminal ex-cop mayor, I’d be open to getting a pardon from a fellow criminal too
January 17, 2025 at 2:51 PM
To be fair, if I was a criminal ex-cop mayor, I’d be open to getting a pardon from a fellow criminal too
This is a real “the call is coming from inside the house” situation, if you ask me
January 16, 2025 at 11:12 PM
This is a real “the call is coming from inside the house” situation, if you ask me
“I have absolutely no idea why people make music or really do anything at all”
January 13, 2025 at 12:38 AM
“I have absolutely no idea why people make music or really do anything at all”
Too many screens, we'll just put everything right between the driver's eyes and the road instead. Fucking dildos.
January 7, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Too many screens, we'll just put everything right between the driver's eyes and the road instead. Fucking dildos.
I know this sounds absolutely crazy, but I'm pretty sure the window on every microwave door ever already allows you to see what's cooking inside
January 6, 2025 at 8:13 PM
I know this sounds absolutely crazy, but I'm pretty sure the window on every microwave door ever already allows you to see what's cooking inside
No one prepares you for becoming the adult in your relationship with your parents
December 14, 2024 at 1:27 AM
No one prepares you for becoming the adult in your relationship with your parents
November got my @ynabofficial.bsky.social budget like
November 30, 2024 at 3:15 PM
November got my @ynabofficial.bsky.social budget like
If he’s so pro-life, why is he dying?
November 24, 2024 at 4:40 PM
If he’s so pro-life, why is he dying?
If you see this (and are so inclined), post a cat.
This is Hattie, our middle child. Our beautiful opinionated queen
This is Hattie, our middle child. Our beautiful opinionated queen
November 6, 2024 at 1:00 AM
If you see this (and are so inclined), post a cat.
This is Hattie, our middle child. Our beautiful opinionated queen
This is Hattie, our middle child. Our beautiful opinionated queen
It’s September which means it’s officially Halloween
September 1, 2023 at 2:19 PM
It’s September which means it’s officially Halloween
It’s Flat Fuck Fryday, y’all!!!!!!
August 18, 2023 at 9:59 PM
It’s Flat Fuck Fryday, y’all!!!!!!
You can never be too safe with your bones
July 6, 2023 at 3:04 PM
You can never be too safe with your bones
Yes, this is a tripod wedged under the oven in our old apartment because, well, you know exactly who loved to go under there
July 5, 2023 at 10:55 PM
Yes, this is a tripod wedged under the oven in our old apartment because, well, you know exactly who loved to go under there
Y’all we are flat fucking right into this friday babey
June 2, 2023 at 6:52 PM
Y’all we are flat fucking right into this friday babey
Message you send to your agent when you’re waiting to find out if your offer has been accepted and you already know that you’re either the top bidder or second highest and also you live in hell
May 23, 2023 at 11:41 PM
Message you send to your agent when you’re waiting to find out if your offer has been accepted and you already know that you’re either the top bidder or second highest and also you live in hell
Up until just a few years ago, I thought of my ADHD symptoms of ways in which I was failing or just not as good as other people. Then I started accepting them as just ways in which I’m different and that they’re not failures. I’m just different and that’s not just okay, but cool!
May 8, 2023 at 3:24 PM
Up until just a few years ago, I thought of my ADHD symptoms of ways in which I was failing or just not as good as other people. Then I started accepting them as just ways in which I’m different and that they’re not failures. I’m just different and that’s not just okay, but cool!