A while ago a doctor put me on two weeks of antibiotics and said, "96% of the time that does the trick." I asked, "Then do you want me to come back for a follow-up test?" "No." So, she likes my odds?

I can’t think of her without hearing Jimmy Buffet’s voice singing, “And I hope Anita Bryant never, ever does one of my songs!”

One of my favorite parts was watching employees drive in through the exit.

Hey there! Let’s see how this compares to Threads. At least it’s not the same company.