Meek Barbarian
@meekbarbarian.com
World's Okayest GM & TTRPG player, board gamer, dice goblin, fantasy reader, anti-tech-bro web programmer, anti-AI, bad video gamer, rum lover, liberal, lurker, herder of 4 cats, impassioned geek
probably not a mimic
Portland, OR, USA
He/him. AKA Bradley
probably not a mimic
Portland, OR, USA
He/him. AKA Bradley
Birthday donuts for me and my wife at a local joint that gives away a free dozen on your birthday.
Back plate: bacon maple, Nutella + sea salt, cinnamon a + sugar. Near plate: sweet potato pie, brandied pear butter, bacon maple. Plus my eggnog chai.
Back plate: bacon maple, Nutella + sea salt, cinnamon a + sugar. Near plate: sweet potato pie, brandied pear butter, bacon maple. Plus my eggnog chai.
November 19, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Birthday donuts for me and my wife at a local joint that gives away a free dozen on your birthday.
Back plate: bacon maple, Nutella + sea salt, cinnamon a + sugar. Near plate: sweet potato pie, brandied pear butter, bacon maple. Plus my eggnog chai.
Back plate: bacon maple, Nutella + sea salt, cinnamon a + sugar. Near plate: sweet potato pie, brandied pear butter, bacon maple. Plus my eggnog chai.
I think I like the dick metaphor even more than the typical leopard one, heh
November 7, 2025 at 6:38 PM
I think I like the dick metaphor even more than the typical leopard one, heh
A friend shared this from another social media site. I don’t know the original artist to credit them.
But damn, the frogs are apparently the biggest, baddest military force ever, considering how “war ravaged” our Portland is supposed to be.
But damn, the frogs are apparently the biggest, baddest military force ever, considering how “war ravaged” our Portland is supposed to be.
October 12, 2025 at 4:35 AM
A friend shared this from another social media site. I don’t know the original artist to credit them.
But damn, the frogs are apparently the biggest, baddest military force ever, considering how “war ravaged” our Portland is supposed to be.
But damn, the frogs are apparently the biggest, baddest military force ever, considering how “war ravaged” our Portland is supposed to be.
Time to write our (were)name ON THE MOON!
September 15, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Time to write our (were)name ON THE MOON!
Appropriate, old post from the bad site
September 9, 2025 at 5:29 PM
Appropriate, old post from the bad site
The sad Pablo Escobar meme, but it’s just our kitten Hobbes flopping around and sleeping in different positions.
August 28, 2025 at 12:58 AM
The sad Pablo Escobar meme, but it’s just our kitten Hobbes flopping around and sleeping in different positions.
tenpages.github.io/us-level/us....
my criteria was:
passed = only in car/train/airport layover
stopped = meal, gas, or bathroom
visited = stopped for more than above, but no overnight
stayed = overnight
my criteria was:
passed = only in car/train/airport layover
stopped = meal, gas, or bathroom
visited = stopped for more than above, but no overnight
stayed = overnight
August 10, 2025 at 3:34 AM
tenpages.github.io/us-level/us....
my criteria was:
passed = only in car/train/airport layover
stopped = meal, gas, or bathroom
visited = stopped for more than above, but no overnight
stayed = overnight
my criteria was:
passed = only in car/train/airport layover
stopped = meal, gas, or bathroom
visited = stopped for more than above, but no overnight
stayed = overnight
If you don’t use alt text, why not?
It’s such an easy way to not be ableist towards low- or no-vision users. It often even gives context for folks, abled or not, who wouldn’t know what an image was showing otherwise.
And there’s even a setting to require it before posting!
Alt yo text, yo
It’s such an easy way to not be ableist towards low- or no-vision users. It often even gives context for folks, abled or not, who wouldn’t know what an image was showing otherwise.
And there’s even a setting to require it before posting!
Alt yo text, yo
July 22, 2025 at 5:20 PM
If you don’t use alt text, why not?
It’s such an easy way to not be ableist towards low- or no-vision users. It often even gives context for folks, abled or not, who wouldn’t know what an image was showing otherwise.
And there’s even a setting to require it before posting!
Alt yo text, yo
It’s such an easy way to not be ableist towards low- or no-vision users. It often even gives context for folks, abled or not, who wouldn’t know what an image was showing otherwise.
And there’s even a setting to require it before posting!
Alt yo text, yo
I ordered a new tank the INSTANT I saw they were on preorder. The very freaking SECOND.
And if they had baby onesies I would have had to talk myself out of ordering one for our new kitten Hobbes, so he could rock his very own HOBBES GOBLIN SUMMER look
And if they had baby onesies I would have had to talk myself out of ordering one for our new kitten Hobbes, so he could rock his very own HOBBES GOBLIN SUMMER look
July 22, 2025 at 12:27 AM
I ordered a new tank the INSTANT I saw they were on preorder. The very freaking SECOND.
And if they had baby onesies I would have had to talk myself out of ordering one for our new kitten Hobbes, so he could rock his very own HOBBES GOBLIN SUMMER look
And if they had baby onesies I would have had to talk myself out of ordering one for our new kitten Hobbes, so he could rock his very own HOBBES GOBLIN SUMMER look
We got new chairs a few days ago but have been informed by The Management that they aren’t, in fact, our chairs at all.
June 28, 2025 at 9:01 PM
We got new chairs a few days ago but have been informed by The Management that they aren’t, in fact, our chairs at all.
We have a new predator-in-training, Hobbes.
But Hobbes wants to know how he can be an apex predator like @fiascothecat.bsky.social! He can handle the worm and mousie, but hopes to soon tackle more dangerous pray, like a shrimp or fishy.
But Hobbes wants to know how he can be an apex predator like @fiascothecat.bsky.social! He can handle the worm and mousie, but hopes to soon tackle more dangerous pray, like a shrimp or fishy.
June 13, 2025 at 6:39 PM
We have a new predator-in-training, Hobbes.
But Hobbes wants to know how he can be an apex predator like @fiascothecat.bsky.social! He can handle the worm and mousie, but hopes to soon tackle more dangerous pray, like a shrimp or fishy.
But Hobbes wants to know how he can be an apex predator like @fiascothecat.bsky.social! He can handle the worm and mousie, but hopes to soon tackle more dangerous pray, like a shrimp or fishy.
Brian is a damned genius with digital paint and we need more folks like him, not less, no matter what current trends might be saying.
Feast your freaking eyes on the dnd party I GMed for that Brian captured PERFECTLY.
Feast your freaking eyes on the dnd party I GMed for that Brian captured PERFECTLY.
June 2, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Brian is a damned genius with digital paint and we need more folks like him, not less, no matter what current trends might be saying.
Feast your freaking eyes on the dnd party I GMed for that Brian captured PERFECTLY.
Feast your freaking eyes on the dnd party I GMed for that Brian captured PERFECTLY.
Has real accidental god Murderbot vibes
May 28, 2025 at 12:39 AM
Has real accidental god Murderbot vibes
I’m willing to have an emotion in PUBLIC for Murderbot!
May 8, 2025 at 10:32 PM
I’m willing to have an emotion in PUBLIC for Murderbot!
May the Fourth be with you.
(pew pew)
(pew pew)
May 4, 2025 at 9:47 PM
May the Fourth be with you.
(pew pew)
(pew pew)
the average American has three friends
…or one friend three times? Look, I don’t make the rules
…or one friend three times? Look, I don’t make the rules
May 2, 2025 at 6:14 PM
the average American has three friends
…or one friend three times? Look, I don’t make the rules
…or one friend three times? Look, I don’t make the rules
10/10 Fiasco, no notes on your death stare.
April 29, 2025 at 9:27 PM
10/10 Fiasco, no notes on your death stare.