The true authentic experience is getting these at the supermarket, which has unknown meat, but the snackbars that sell these would have real meat in them

This is the very foundation of life itself in the Netherlands, a "Frikandelbroodje." It's unknown meat surrounded by puff pastries

You cannot speak with your wet sausage sandwiches when I have this God created meal

Shhhhh, it's all gonna be alright, oomfie. Everyone has demons they fight every day, some harder than others. Just take things nice and slow if you're not feeling great that day

It's simply the truth, brother.