Hospital Cafeteria Strawberry Cheesecake: 3/10 It looks kinda like cheesecake, it smells like cheesecake, but it tastes like clinically depressed cream cheese topped with terminally ill strawberries. And the congealed fat in the strawberry syrup is a whole new level of cafeteria food depravity.

Imagine my disappointment when they don’t squeak when you squeeze them

Time to get horny for annual workplace safety training

Up in da club tonight