That's it, I'm putting this fool into the femur breaker

Greetings everyone, I have finally escaped the basement, however the odd individual who was impersonating me seemed to have escaped.

Did I miss anything while I was gone?

Fun fact: Blackrock is a place where is when you are going to do and look more like

Um, I'm still stuck in the basement guys... why hasn't anyone come to help me-

*Sound of ankles being broken... again*

//I am already sick of this Halloween thing I'm doing, I should have done this for like the week of Halloween instead of the entire month lol

This CREATURE has committed UNSPEAKABLE CRIMES and shall be locked in my basement until further notice.

His sins will not be forgiven

There may or may not be a gas leak somewhere

Someone please help me this weird individual who looks exactly like me has locked me in his basement my location is-

*Sound of ankles being broken*

Sorry about that friendos that was just a joke I am very fine and not in need of help in anyway

Wouldn't it be funny if I wasn't Medkit and the real Medkit is currently locked in the basement. It's a good thing that's a hypothetical and not actually what is happening

Hello friendos this is the real Medkit speaking, I am suddenly starting to think that murder is actually generally advisable and is "Very cool"

Hey guys for no reason in particular I feel that Blackrock is actually really cool and stuff. And subspace is definitely a great person whose-

*squints really hard at writing on hand*

-scientific genius is unmatched even by me, the real Medkit

Hello everyone I feel very real today

HEARTBREAKING: Subspace Tripmine, aged 30, has unfortunately been found alive in his place of residence earlier today