In 3rd grade, I said bad words during recess, including "cunt", "twat", "clit", and "fuck". Some kids told on me...I told the teacher that I actually said "fudge" rather than "fuck" (this being the only curse word the other students knew and related to the teacher), and the teacher let me off.

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