The rule has always been… never… ever… go to the outside dunny at night without a torch and always leave the door open incase you do find a Redback on the toilet seat and you need to get out quickly!

The Libs seem to have a problem with women in general… they refuse to accept that women will not put up with their blatant misogyny anymore…they are so thick and stupid that they will continue to wander aimlessly in the wilderness for years to come with no hope of ever being in a position of power!

Yes…we the descendants of those convicts are forever grateful for their forethought in stealing that loaf of bread and ending up in paradise for their sins!

Coalition blaming everyone and everything…except themselves for their pitiful result… they have blamed Labor… the media… and now the voting system!
The sign of a party headed for extinction!

Every time Bob Santamaria appeared on the TV my dad would start swearing and threatened to put his foot through the telly… Santamaria was instrumental in splitting the Labor party in the 50’s and was blamed for keeping them in the wilderness for years.

It has made it difficult to decide which one to put last on the ballot sheet… so many nutters to choose from!

So typical of Trump… he goes after the little guy… he’s a gutless wonder who has no idea how diplomacy works… he thinks he is still performing on his second rate television show!

You wonder if this is a belated April fool’s joke!

It’s not April Fools day…

We’ll willingly make sure that he has an experience he will never forget… I wonder if he would enjoy a trip down to Cheviot Beach to swim with sharks… it would be a great starter!

Preference Harvesting for LNP. Plenty of people backing him with funding so they can keep mining. He doesn’t need to win. He just needs Dutton in.

The “Dodgy Brothers”
The Aussies will know who I’m referring to!

Must be a Lib thing…
When the going gets tough get out there quick!