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mediocrepirate.bsky.social
alice 🐱🏳️‍⚧️ misses wee con
@mediocrepirate.bsky.social
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‘soft subby ed extraordinaire’ | they/them | 20s | aroace | trans ed enthusiast | #1 kitty ed fan 🐱

18+ please!

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someone just walked in on them going at it
image from ofmd ‘calypso’s birthday’ where ed is pushing stede behind him and stede is holding ed’s chest. it looks especially compromising at this angle
November 27, 2025 at 4:20 PM
mediocrepirate.bsky.social
so Obscene bbygirl
ed teach wet with his head tipped back in a moan
November 22, 2025 at 10:16 PM
mediocrepirate.bsky.social
yaaaaay bunny ed fic!!!!!!!! 🐰

with super adorable art by @intheblanketfort.bsky.social of ed in his floppy ears and tail :””)

🔗: archiveofourown.org/works/74596336
ao3 screenshot of the fic: hop to it by mediocrepirate Our Flag Means Death (TV) No Archive Warnings Apply Blackbeard I Edward Teach/Stede Bonnet, Blackbeard I Edward Teach, Stede Bonnet tags: Alternate Universe - Modern Setting, Established Relationship, Pet Play, Bunny Play, Bunny Blackbeard I Edward Teach, Trans Blackbeard I Edward Teach, Tail Plugs, Blackbeard / Edward Teach Wears Stockings, Bottom Blackbeard I Edward Teach, Top Stede Bonnet, Sub Blackbeard I Edward Teach, Soft Dom Stede Bonnet, ed literally bouncing on it like a good bunny, NSFW Art summary: ‘“Well hello there, bun." Stede's gentle cooing heats a delicate flush in Ed's cheeks, a coy timidity, as if this hadn't been the whole fucking point. Ed peeks cautiously into their bedroom, just enough to catch sight of Stede setting down his book and his reading glasses, hands folded patiently in his lap as he smiles over at the slither-sight of Ed that he glimpses hiding just beyond the door. The outline of one floppy grey ear, maybe.’ Or: Ed wears floppy bunny ears and a cute fluffy tail and shows Stede how good bunnies bounce on it. With adorable art by Caly!!! Language: English Words: 3,546 Chapters: 1/1
November 22, 2025 at 5:21 PM
mediocrepirate.bsky.social
kitty ed would love this cosy crochet kitty ear hat with attached scarf that i made
alice wearing a grey crocheted cat hat with a scarf. the yarn is super soft and cosy and chunky. in the background is so much kitty ed fanart oops
November 13, 2025 at 6:28 PM
mediocrepirate.bsky.social
postcards arrived 🥹 #ywmlp
four postcards laid out on a desk: the first is titled ‘the gentleman astronaut’ and shows purple alien ed holding hands with blue astronaut stede running around the rings of a rainbow planet the second has fairy ed kissing the hand of fairy stede riding a bug the third has ed and stede as germs the forth is cat david jenkins grumpy version with no food in his bowl and a goldfish on the side
November 13, 2025 at 4:00 PM
mediocrepirate.bsky.social
bunny ed 🐰 wip to distract from the Horrors
"Oh my darling bun," Stede sighs dreamily. "You're just so fucking cute like this, Ed." Ed twitches his nose, sniffing indignantly. "M not cute," he mutters. "I'm a big scary wolf." "Sure you are, love." Ed's eyes narrow, thin with petulance, and he pulls the hem of the nightshirt back down to cover his tail and ass with a huff and a warning thump of his foot. He could absolutely be a big scary wolf if he wanted to be. He could be anything.
November 9, 2025 at 7:37 PM
mediocrepirate.bsky.social
the infinite joy of partying with muppet ed
@tobinezumi42.bsky.social
alice in their kitty ed cosplay with a yellow flower in their hair and butterfly clip, holding muppet ed wearing a white shirt and grey kilt alice holding muppet ed who is hugging muppet stede!!!! in his cursed suit
November 7, 2025 at 3:00 PM
mediocrepirate.bsky.social
dummy kitty ed is still clawing his way out the trash as we speak. his hat keeps falling off

the dummy kitty ed in question:
a pen drawing by tuka of kitty ed rocking back on a stool with a big hat that says DUMMY
November 4, 2025 at 12:52 PM
mediocrepirate.bsky.social
wee con haul! omg look at the amount of talent we have on this ship 🥹

if u see ur thing, tysm and i love you <3
all of my goodies from wee con laid out. so many kitty ed prints and stickers
November 3, 2025 at 10:22 PM
mediocrepirate.bsky.social
how many @tuks.bsky.social stickers is too many stickers?
16 stickers by tuka, most of which are kitty ed in the multiple
November 3, 2025 at 7:50 PM
mediocrepirate.bsky.social
had to recreate this today ofc <3 🥹
alice in the outfit as pictured in the quoted post at wee con cuddling jeff the fish
November 2, 2025 at 12:42 AM
mediocrepirate.bsky.social
kraken kitty ed does wee con
alice with kitty ears and grey wig with a black kitty paw held up behind a wanted poster reading: Wanted Blackbeard Villainous pirate & murderer, thrice over! £400 reward for the criminal responsible for theft brigandry larceny arson tax evasion
October 31, 2025 at 7:20 PM
mediocrepirate.bsky.social
edinburgh brekkie 🥹 @tuks.bsky.social
plate with a bagel and salad, and tuka’s plate with nutella banana pancakes and their cute depression robe inspired jumper
October 31, 2025 at 9:56 AM
mediocrepirate.bsky.social
by pure luck or maybe fate, my birb ed is also travelling to edinburgh today :”)
a screenshot of the finch app of my purple birb ed in a airplane ‘en route to edinburgh’
October 30, 2025 at 9:41 AM
mediocrepirate.bsky.social
come and find me at wee con this weekend for a kitty ed fanclub badge 🥰🐱
a badge of ed with edited kitty ears with text reading ‘kitty ed fanclub’ held up by alice in front of other ofmd goodies in the background
October 29, 2025 at 5:23 PM
mediocrepirate.bsky.social
seems like it’s the latter so i‘ll just see myself out
October 19, 2025 at 8:27 AM
mediocrepirate.bsky.social
collab’ed with the wonderful & talented @mahnah.bsky.social to bring you today’s #ofmdkinktober25 treats!

foot fetish fic turned character study into ed’s feelings about the inn & whether stede will love him anyway.

stede proves it with a bath.

🔗: archiveofourown.org/works/72707781
screenshot of the fic on ao3. text reads: will you love me anyway? by mediocrepirate Our Flag Means Death (TV) No Archive Warnings Apply, Blackbeard I Edward Teach/Stede Bonnet Blackbeard I Edward Teach, Stede Bonnet tags: Post-Canon, Bathing/Washing, Hair Washing, Body Worship, Kink Discovery, Caretaking, Foot Massage, toe sucking, Foot Fetish, Foot Jobs, stede just loves every part of ed, Soft Dom Stede Bonnet, Service Domming, Sub Blackbeard I Edward Teach, Coming Untouched, Nail Polish, blowing on the lil tootsies summary: Stede gives special attention to Ed's feet Gets them up out of the water and onto the edge of the tub, the sponge coating soapy suds over the spiders on the tops of his feet, dipping down to wash gently between each of his toes. It doesn't tickle, not exactly, but Ed still shudders regardless, quivery with vulnerability. Or: Ed's having second thoughts about the inn, but he's afraid of what it means for his and Stede's relationship if they can't make it work. Stede tries proving to him that no matter what, he will love him anyway.
October 18, 2025 at 8:27 PM
mediocrepirate.bsky.social
#ofmdkinktober25

the one where stede walks in on kitty ed humping a pillow and they have to roleplay him being in heat,,,

with three (3!) beautiful gorgeous art pieces by @tukinky.bsky.social that you should go check out rn:

🔗 archiveofourown.org/works/72487926

@ofmdkinktober.bsky.social
the background shows a cropped version of one of tuka’s drawings showing Ed on his side with kitty ears and his collar and a white Hello Kitty fleece as he claws at the bedsheets, his other arm wrapped around Stede who is behind him, still in his shirt, pushing Ed’s fleece up to reveal his tummy and chest. They’re kissing with tongue and something else is definitely happening. Text reads: ‘only you can cool my desire’ art by tuka words by mediocrepirate kitty ed ‘in heat’ roleplay
October 14, 2025 at 7:24 PM
mediocrepirate.bsky.social
this is it. this is the whole fic
And like, Ed isn't strictly into the whole foot thing, but he is into the being loved by Stede thing
October 13, 2025 at 9:26 PM
mediocrepirate.bsky.social
happy birthday to the loml kitty ed!!!!! i can’t believe it’s been two human years since we got him 😭😭 sweet kitty ed i’ve loved you every day since you were birthed :”””“)
ed teach in the onesie and cat collar looking up at stede very sweet and eagerly sweet kitty ed with his paws neatly folded looking at stede
October 12, 2025 at 12:43 PM
mediocrepirate.bsky.social
ok here’s a snip in honour of sexual sunday pls enjoy while i suffer at work <3
"Can I suck them?" Stede asks breathlessly, and he makes it sound like it would be the greatest privilege of all; like Ed would be doing him a favour if he said Yes. The question tears another helpless moan from Ed's throat, and he nods, frantic with it, suddenly desperate to feel the warm wet of Stede's mouth close tight around his toes. "Fuck, Stede, yes... please, I want that so bad." And then, god, and then Stede takes his toe into his mouth... And Ed had thought the massage was good, but nothing could've prepared him for the hot, silky, slippery wetness of Stede's mouth closing around him, the gentle suction of his lips, the eager circle of his stroking tongue against the pad of his toe, over the ridge of his nail. The way he bobs his head to take it in all the way to the base, the vibrations of his contented moans like blissful sin engulfed around him, and Ed whines; a soft, meshy whine that gets all caught up and sticky in his throat as Stede gives his toe the attention that's usually reserved for Ed's dick-the poor thing is looking rather pathetic by now, fully hard in the water and aching like it's jealous not to be the one in Stede's lovely, depraved mouth. Ed kind of wants to touch himself, but also... he kind of wants to indulge in the perverse euphoria he's finding as Stede worships at his feet with hot slashes of tongue and eager rolls of his lips; see how far he can lose himself in the pleasure of it.
October 12, 2025 at 9:05 AM
mediocrepirate.bsky.social
#ofmdkinktober25 it’s a bad idea, right?

or not, if you’re into age difference older stede / younger ed & plentyyyy of daddy issues 🔥

@ofmdkinktober.bsky.social

🔗: archiveofourown.org/works/72248181
graphic with big read letters reading ‘bad idea right?’ followed by a snippet from the fic summary: “Thought you were” —kiss— “still mad at me.” “I am,” Ed says, his mouth moving to map hot trails down Stede’s neck. “It’s just… this whole older man taking responsibility for his shitty actions thing is really doing it for me right now.”
October 10, 2025 at 7:29 PM
mediocrepirate.bsky.social
stede and kitty ed two point oh
September 29, 2025 at 6:01 PM
mediocrepirate.bsky.social
tell me this isn’t stede and kitty ed
September 25, 2025 at 2:53 PM
mediocrepirate.bsky.social
yeah that sounds about right
screenshot of my kudos email where user ‘gaygaygaygaygay’ as left kudos on 4 of the kitty ‘verse fics
September 20, 2025 at 8:07 AM