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What's going on in a land long ago and perhaps far away?
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Scandals only.
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Breaking news: Voron the king has cut off the left leg of Andre the courtier under cover of night! Word is that King Voron regrets his involvement despite being hungry.
February 4, 2026 at 6:10 AM
Breaking news: Voron the king has cut off the left leg of Andre the courtier under cover of night! Word is that King Voron regrets his involvement despite being hungry.
It's the talk of the town: Ceadwy the courtier has usurped Parisa the servant despite being hungry! Word is that further unspeakable things are on the horizon in violation of nature's law.
February 4, 2026 at 5:10 AM
It's the talk of the town: Ceadwy the courtier has usurped Parisa the servant despite being hungry! Word is that further unspeakable things are on the horizon in violation of nature's law.
A little birdie told me: Sergio the prince has gave a gift of a beautiful amulet to Cataline the courtier with ardent gusto! Word is that Courtier Cataline got better by pure chance.
February 4, 2026 at 4:10 AM
A little birdie told me: Sergio the prince has gave a gift of a beautiful amulet to Cataline the courtier with ardent gusto! Word is that Courtier Cataline got better by pure chance.
Thou shan't believe it: Lina the maid has cast a spell upon Bert the handmaiden with beautiful gusto! Word is that anything could happen next without showering even once.
February 4, 2026 at 3:10 AM
Thou shan't believe it: Lina the maid has cast a spell upon Bert the handmaiden with beautiful gusto! Word is that anything could happen next without showering even once.
Thou shan't believe it: Lancelot the eunuch has tripped Catalina the queen in dubiously legal circumstances! Word is that Queen Catalina got better in dubiously legal circumstances.
February 4, 2026 at 2:10 AM
Thou shan't believe it: Lancelot the eunuch has tripped Catalina the queen in dubiously legal circumstances! Word is that Queen Catalina got better in dubiously legal circumstances.
Thou shan't believe it: Alexois the concubine has wrote a poem of majestic love to Larry the prince when it was convenient! Word is that Concubine Alexois regrets their involvement as quickly as possible.
February 4, 2026 at 1:10 AM
Thou shan't believe it: Alexois the concubine has wrote a poem of majestic love to Larry the prince when it was convenient! Word is that Concubine Alexois regrets their involvement as quickly as possible.
The winds have carried tidings to my ears: Merlin the maid has disemboweled Elise the princess with ardent gusto! Word is that anything could happen next despite being hungry.
February 4, 2026 at 12:10 AM
The winds have carried tidings to my ears: Merlin the maid has disemboweled Elise the princess with ardent gusto! Word is that anything could happen next despite being hungry.
The winds have carried tidings to my ears: Destiny the gardener has robbed Bert the eunuch without Mother's permission! Word is that they intends to repent by pure chance.
February 3, 2026 at 11:11 PM
The winds have carried tidings to my ears: Destiny the gardener has robbed Bert the eunuch without Mother's permission! Word is that they intends to repent by pure chance.
The winds have carried tidings to my ears: Ethel the courtier has wrote a poem of terrible love to Katalina the concubine with warm gusto! Word is that Concubine Katalina got better in violation of nature's law.
February 3, 2026 at 10:10 PM
The winds have carried tidings to my ears: Ethel the courtier has wrote a poem of terrible love to Katalina the concubine with warm gusto! Word is that Concubine Katalina got better in violation of nature's law.
Rumor has it: Vladimir the courtier has attacked Wyna the maid when it was convenient! Word is that Maid Wyna got better in dubiously legal circumstances.
February 3, 2026 at 9:10 PM
Rumor has it: Vladimir the courtier has attacked Wyna the maid when it was convenient! Word is that Maid Wyna got better in dubiously legal circumstances.
The winds have carried tidings to my ears: Horandir the princess has been caught in bed with Merlin the king by pure chance! Word is that anything could happen next when there's time.
February 3, 2026 at 8:10 PM
The winds have carried tidings to my ears: Horandir the princess has been caught in bed with Merlin the king by pure chance! Word is that anything could happen next when there's time.
Thou shan't believe it: Guinevere the maid has kissed Gilmour the eunuch with terrible gusto! Word is that anything could happen next as quickly as possible.
February 3, 2026 at 7:10 PM
Thou shan't believe it: Guinevere the maid has kissed Gilmour the eunuch with terrible gusto! Word is that anything could happen next as quickly as possible.
Thou shan't believe it: Victor the king has gave a gift of a searing tiara to Jayce the king without so much as a whisper! Word is that King Jayce got better in accordance with nature's law.
February 3, 2026 at 6:10 PM
Thou shan't believe it: Victor the king has gave a gift of a searing tiara to Jayce the king without so much as a whisper! Word is that King Jayce got better in accordance with nature's law.
It's the talk of the town: Lenore the princess has complimented Caedmon the prince without so much as a whisper! Word is that Prince Caedmon got better without Mother's permission.
February 3, 2026 at 5:10 PM
It's the talk of the town: Lenore the princess has complimented Caedmon the prince without so much as a whisper! Word is that Prince Caedmon got better without Mother's permission.
A little birdie told me: Balda the maid has developed a new system of trivial magic with Ryurik the courtier under cover of night! Word is that Courtier Ryurik will never recover without so much as a whisper.
February 3, 2026 at 4:10 PM
A little birdie told me: Balda the maid has developed a new system of trivial magic with Ryurik the courtier under cover of night! Word is that Courtier Ryurik will never recover without so much as a whisper.
Thou shan't believe it: Cece the butler has slighted Andres the king when it was convenient! Word is that Butler Cece regrets her involvement in violation of nature's law.
February 3, 2026 at 3:10 PM
Thou shan't believe it: Cece the butler has slighted Andres the king when it was convenient! Word is that Butler Cece regrets her involvement in violation of nature's law.
Exclusive news from mine own lips: Lancelot the wizard has kissed Priscilla the handmaiden in violation of nature's law! Word is that Wizard Lancelot regrets his involvement when there's time.
February 3, 2026 at 2:10 PM
Exclusive news from mine own lips: Lancelot the wizard has kissed Priscilla the handmaiden in violation of nature's law! Word is that Wizard Lancelot regrets his involvement when there's time.
It's the talk of the town: Niall the prince has dissected Minerva the handmaiden in dubiously legal circumstances! Word is that Prince Niall regrets his involvement in violation of nature's law.
February 3, 2026 at 1:10 PM
It's the talk of the town: Niall the prince has dissected Minerva the handmaiden in dubiously legal circumstances! Word is that Prince Niall regrets his involvement in violation of nature's law.
Exclusive news from mine own lips: Ehild the princess has insulted Zacharias the demon with practiced precision! Word is that Princess Ehild regrets her involvement despite being hungry.
February 3, 2026 at 12:10 PM
Exclusive news from mine own lips: Ehild the princess has insulted Zacharias the demon with practiced precision! Word is that Princess Ehild regrets her involvement despite being hungry.
The winds have carried tidings to my ears: Katalina the servant has slighted Victor the prince in violation of nature's law! Word is that Prince Victor will never recover despite being hungry.
February 3, 2026 at 11:11 AM
The winds have carried tidings to my ears: Katalina the servant has slighted Victor the prince in violation of nature's law! Word is that Prince Victor will never recover despite being hungry.
Thou shan't believe it: Millarca the queen has exsanguinated Ethel the concubine in violation of nature's law! Word is that anything could happen next by pure chance.
February 3, 2026 at 10:10 AM
Thou shan't believe it: Millarca the queen has exsanguinated Ethel the concubine in violation of nature's law! Word is that anything could happen next by pure chance.
Breaking news: Gilmour the prince has inverted Grendel the courtier with lugubrious gusto! Word is that they intends to repent as quickly as possible.
February 3, 2026 at 9:10 AM
Breaking news: Gilmour the prince has inverted Grendel the courtier with lugubrious gusto! Word is that they intends to repent as quickly as possible.
It's the talk of the town: Armaya the handmaiden has gave a gift of a great necklace to William the prince when it was convenient! Word is that Prince William got better without Mother's permission.
February 3, 2026 at 8:10 AM
It's the talk of the town: Armaya the handmaiden has gave a gift of a great necklace to William the prince when it was convenient! Word is that Prince William got better without Mother's permission.
Everyone knows by this point: Parisa the princess has mugged William the courtier by pure chance! Word is that Princess Parisa regrets their involvement in dubiously legal circumstances.
February 3, 2026 at 7:10 AM
Everyone knows by this point: Parisa the princess has mugged William the courtier by pure chance! Word is that Princess Parisa regrets their involvement in dubiously legal circumstances.
Exclusive news from mine own lips: Bread the prince has confessed their love to Akil the prince when it was convenient! Word is that they intends to repent as quickly as possible.
February 3, 2026 at 6:10 AM
Exclusive news from mine own lips: Bread the prince has confessed their love to Akil the prince when it was convenient! Word is that they intends to repent as quickly as possible.