BASS PLAYER: # Reggae man, what you doin? # Reggae man # Come on, Reggae man # Reggae man, what you doin'? # Reggae man
JACK: # Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah
BASS PLAYER: # Reggae man, what you doin? # Reggae man # Come on, Reggae man # Reggae man, what you doin'? # Reggae man
JACK: # Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah
ANTONY CARMICHAEL: I suppose the secret to a good profiterole is fresh cream and good ingredients.
PETER: Well, let's hope you have the right ingredients tonight. Now, Antony, tell us, what is your prediction for the music of the future?
ANTONY CARMICHAEL: I suppose the secret to a good profiterole is fresh cream and good ingredients.
PETER: Well, let's hope you have the right ingredients tonight. Now, Antony, tell us, what is your prediction for the music of the future?
DJ: At No.10, it's Jonathan Silverstein with Punky Bar Mitzvah.
DJ: The Emerald Sisters are at 9 with Botched Operation.
DJ: At No.10, it's Jonathan Silverstein with Punky Bar Mitzvah.
DJ: The Emerald Sisters are at 9 with Botched Operation.
JACK: ..we can being to understand the immense power of sound and realise just how fragile our ears actually are. Thanks, Pam.
[Pam sings a low note which causes the glass to reconstitute itself.]
JACK: ..we can being to understand the immense power of sound and realise just how fragile our ears actually are. Thanks, Pam.
[Pam sings a low note which causes the glass to reconstitute itself.]
ANTONY CARMICHAEL: # I'm rapping to the beat... #
PETER: Well done. That was fantastic. And thank you for introducing us all to the world of rap music. Well, we've seen all three contestants tonight but which one will... [1/2]
ANTONY CARMICHAEL: # I'm rapping to the beat... #
PETER: Well done. That was fantastic. And thank you for introducing us all to the world of rap music. Well, we've seen all three contestants tonight but which one will... [1/2]
DR LAVENDER: Ah, thank you, Pealy. Ooh. (Chuckles) And what a very quick voice you've got. Goodbye.
PETER: Well, now it's the moment we've all been waiting for, because it's time to unveil Jack Morgan's brand-new... [1/2]
DR LAVENDER: Ah, thank you, Pealy. Ooh. (Chuckles) And what a very quick voice you've got. Goodbye.
PETER: Well, now it's the moment we've all been waiting for, because it's time to unveil Jack Morgan's brand-new... [1/2]
JACK: # Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah
BASS PLAYER: # People #
JACK: # Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah
BASS PLAYER: # People #
PETER: And thank you once again to our judge, the ghost of Tchaikovsky. Thanks, Tchaikovsky. Thaikovsky.
PAM: Well, next week one of us will be having plastic surgery right here on the programme, as we take a look at... [1/2]
PETER: And thank you once again to our judge, the ghost of Tchaikovsky. Thanks, Tchaikovsky. Thaikovsky.
PAM: Well, next week one of us will be having plastic surgery right here on the programme, as we take a look at... [1/2]
LEONARD HATRED: When I got married, we moved to the countryside and er... they proceeded to build an abattoir directly opposite the house. So it was the constant noise of dying cows, which was the er...the final... [1/2]
LEONARD HATRED: When I got married, we moved to the countryside and er... they proceeded to build an abattoir directly opposite the house. So it was the constant noise of dying cows, which was the er...the final... [1/2]
BUNNY GNOWLES: Hole, set and match, Pealy Maghti.
PEALY: (V.O.) I'd done it! Against all odds, I'd beaten the American at his own game.
BUNNY GNOWLES: Hole, set and match, Pealy Maghti.
PEALY: (V.O.) I'd done it! Against all odds, I'd beaten the American at his own game.
SCOTT: (Softly, to himself) Come on, Scott, come on.
BUNNY GNOWLES: Advantage, Miss Maghti.
SCOTT: (Softly, to himself) Come on, Scott, come on.
BUNNY GNOWLES: Advantage, Miss Maghti.
JACK: # Show them what to do... #
PETER: Nice hair, by the way.
JACK: # Show them what to do... #
PETER: Nice hair, by the way.
JACK: So what you're saying is you've managed to out-round the sphere, so to speak.
NINASTIAN: Yes.
JACK: So what you're saying is you've managed to out-round the sphere, so to speak.
NINASTIAN: Yes.
BASS PLAYER: # People #
ANNOUNCER: You're watching Two. And now for our weekly look at the world of science and technology - Look Around You.
BASS PLAYER: # People #
ANNOUNCER: You're watching Two. And now for our weekly look at the world of science and technology - Look Around You.
MEDIBOT: Medibot! (Beat) Medibot!
PETER: Well, while Jack's getting cleaned up, let's remind ourselves of what he used to look like with this special report from Loorizons, the toilet industry's annual exhibition in Bath.
MEDIBOT: Medibot! (Beat) Medibot!
PETER: Well, while Jack's getting cleaned up, let's remind ourselves of what he used to look like with this special report from Loorizons, the toilet industry's annual exhibition in Bath.
ANNOUNCER: You're watching Two. And now for our weekly look at the world of science and technology - Look Around You.
PETER: On tonight's programme...
ANNOUNCER: You're watching Two. And now for our weekly look at the world of science and technology - Look Around You.
PETER: On tonight's programme...
PAM: Good luck, Jack. Hope you're going to be all right.
JACK: I'll be fine. Bye-bye. Bye.
PAM: Good luck, Jack. Hope you're going to be all right.
JACK: I'll be fine. Bye-bye. Bye.
PETER: Now Dr., I'm sure that our female viewers are thinking, and probably one or two male viewers, as well, how on earth could you improve on this?
DR FU: Well, I certainly try. Through the course of my work I have... [1/2]
PETER: Now Dr., I'm sure that our female viewers are thinking, and probably one or two male viewers, as well, how on earth could you improve on this?
DR FU: Well, I certainly try. Through the course of my work I have... [1/2]
DR FU: Oh, Medibot? He's doing a great job. Aren't you, Medibot?
MEDIBOT: Medibot!
DR FU: Oh, Medibot? He's doing a great job. Aren't you, Medibot?
MEDIBOT: Medibot!
PETER: Well, because this toothbrush doesn't use toothpaste to clean your teeth, but electricity.
PETER: (V.O) The powerful electric current not only burns away plaque but it hardens the tooth enamel making your teeth up to 120 times stronger.
PETER: Well, because this toothbrush doesn't use toothpaste to clean your teeth, but electricity.
PETER: (V.O) The powerful electric current not only burns away plaque but it hardens the tooth enamel making your teeth up to 120 times stronger.
PAM: So in the words of Elvis Presley, "Something had to be done." And here at ROPRA's headquarters, in London's West End, something is being done.
PAM: [V.O.] Sir Alan Rees is the chairman of ROPRA.
PAM: So in the words of Elvis Presley, "Something had to be done." And here at ROPRA's headquarters, in London's West End, something is being done.
PAM: [V.O.] Sir Alan Rees is the chairman of ROPRA.
MARIO: Well, Ros is understandably pretty well worn out after her 524-mile run. And as you can see, she's quite a bit smaller than when she started out. That's due to a massive increase in her body temperature from... [1/2]
MARIO: Well, Ros is understandably pretty well worn out after her 524-mile run. And as you can see, she's quite a bit smaller than when she started out. That's due to a massive increase in her body temperature from... [1/2]